Comments on: The Weird Week in Review

By: W

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:48:03 +0000

I think we’re all missing an obvious point here: what kind of college education costs $1 million? I think we’re all being duped.

By: kate

kate — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:46:54 +0000

She wants to get a masters in marriage and family therapy? I can only imagine what kind of sound advice she’d dispense. Yikes.

By: Cassie

Cassie — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:24:36 +0000

The burglar story makes me wonder if the two men who were victimized are homosexuals? It sounds like a “statement” crime to me.

Oh, and I couldn’t help but notice there were no “Animal Farm” references. It’s the first thing that popped into my head!!

As for Virgin Natalie, go figure on the Women’s Studies major. What could be more liberal-in-your-face feminism than taking control of how you lose your virginity? Whoo!!! (Note the sarcasm.) Hope the money’s worth it.

Not surprisingly though, her sister works at a damn brothel!! My guess is morality doesnt run very high in that family. And for my last point: taking a girl’s virginity is the penultimate show of “I’m The Man!”dom, next to having a threesome. I wouldn’t be surprised if some mid-life crisis’ed sleaze bets over a million. And then the Hef will offer her double that to pose nude in his mag. What more could a girl want?

ROFLMAO: recaptcha, “insides sensation”

By: NicoNicoNico

NicoNicoNico — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:24:09 +0000

Yeah, the fish story scares me, too. I recently moved to Arkansas and I was planning to take a nice dive into a lake that’s less than a mile away from me. There goes that idea.

*shudder* Hate bees. Hate bees. That is my worst nightmare turned into reality. Thanks, Miss Cellania.

Totally off topic, but how do you become a blog writer for a magazine like this? That would be my dream job, you know.

By: Paul

Paul — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:05:27 +0000

A dog eating a discarded sausage is not weird.

However, a burglar rubbing spices on a sleeping man is really freakin bizzare.

Plunkitt Jentes!

By: Amanda H.

Amanda H. — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:00:55 +0000

Leave the virgin alone; it’s her own damn business.

And the flying fish story made me nearly piss myself.

By: Ann

Ann — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:03:07 +0000

On to a different topic… Good for Bernie Marks! I couldn’t begin to imagine what it would have been like for him (and the many other survivors). I wish him all the best.

By: Fruppi

Fruppi — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:10:23 +0000

I hope that’s a publicity stunt! My husband just can’t seem to understand what upsets me so much about women who are willing to do that kind of thing.

And yeah, besides that, who would pay $1,000,000 just to get bled on and have kinda crappy sex? Oh yeah, and scar a girl’s psyche for life!

By: kp

kp — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:02:48 +0000

They mention in the virgin link that her sister also works for the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

And she is hoping for a million dollars? There is no way she will be able to get that kind of money, and anyone that does make a bid will almost certainly be a creepy old man or a group of people trying to pay her to not “do it.”

By: Miss Cellania

Miss Cellania — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:58:06 +0000

I’m convinced it’s a publicity stunt. The auction and/or the deed might never happen. She may get a TV show.