2)The Autobiography of Frederick Douglas (in one sitting…not a terribly long book though)

3)It’s Sunday…so Roast Beef Sandwiches and Potato Salad

4)Accidently NARC’d out the local record store when another “music fan” asked for a good place to get “imports”

2. Empire of Blue Water, by Stephen Talty. It’s a spectacular biography of Capt. Henry Morgan. Great for all you fellow pirates out there. Aargh.

3. Today, anything I want! On weekdays, it’s chicken strips. Every day. Oh, college food, how I won’t miss thee.

4. I am in a leadership organization, and last year there were some serious tensions going on between a few of the girls involved. It was all under the surface, but it had been simmering for some time. After the head of the organization sent out an e-mail saying that she would like to speak with some of the girls. One of them accidentally replied all when she was venting to her friend about the situation…and the head of the organization. Needless to say, the next meeting was not all that fun.

1. My sister and I once beat the Simpsons arcade game in an afternoon. I don’t think it took too many quarters either.

3. I had beef and barley soup, cornbread and an apple.

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2. Jim Morrison…”No One Here Gets Out Alive.”

3. Friday’s lunch was a pretzel from the place at the mall. I took the day off to go shopping with my daughter.

4. This is the worst ever. My sister forwarded an e-mail to me from our other sister. Who is a religious fanatic. God talks directly to her, apparently. She and her husband are missionaries in the Caribbean islands. Anyway, my sister forwarded this e-mail where the crazy sister is talking about some church leader of theirs who died, and they’re “all going to go to Guyana to pray and bring him back from the dead. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if the Lord showed us his love by bringing Filbert back?”

So, I reply to my non-crazy sister, “Yeah, and wouldn’t it be nice if the tooth fairy left us $100 bills instead of quarters?”

Except when I replied, it replied to the attachment, and it went to my crazy Filbert-raising sister instead.

I never got a response from her, but I can feel her icy daggers penetrating me at family gatherings.

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I prefer fiction thanks. I had to read a bio of U.S. Grant in high school that I actually kind of liked but I forget the name.

Honey Mustard Pear-Vodka pork with rice (necessity is the mother of invention. It’s pretty good actually)

Heh heh…I was on the receiving end of several “reply to all” emails at college. I went to a _very_ conservative Christian Liberal Arts College in the south east (props if you can guess where). No language of any kind was tolerated (there is a famous example of the dean of men giving a lecture on why wuss is a “bad word”). Nor was badmouthing the school or anything about it. Yes some of the rules sucked but over all the school’s ok. Anyway, whenever a campus-wide email was sent out it was sent to N_athan U_ll (null). One email was informing the campus of a skating night close to finals. A student hit the “reply to all” button saying something along the lines of “Yeh, right before finals. What d*ck head planed that?” no asterisk. Another time at the same college, a work related email was sent to all the girls where I worked. Somehow it got sent to a guy as well. The email was innocuous (girls only outing or something like that) but the guy replied to all intentionally this time and included some very nasty things to say about girls in general as well as the suggestion that we check between his legs and realize that he is not a girl and that he’d not want to go to a stupid “c*nt party” anyway.

2. I’m partial to Poe, but I started reading him in the 3rd grade. Hmm, I wonder if that explains why I’m so warped?

3. Skipped it today. I’m home alone during the week and I don’t see the point of cooking for just me.

4. Wasn’t e-mail, it was cell. My nephew (28) was goofing around and put on one of his sister’s bras. We snapped pics with our cells and I accidentally sent it to everyone. He about died of embarrassment when all the texts came in! If you want, I’ll send you a copy lmfao