Your mom told you, your teacher told you, G.I. Joe told you — but you just wouldn’t listen. Here are some humorous video reminders of things you should never do.
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From my friends over at UmpBump.com, a Rays vs Phils competition to correspond with the World Series. Except this has little to do with baseball. Instead,vote for your favorite Rays over Phils … Philip Seymour Hoffman over Ray Romano, perhaps? Does Ray Charles trump Philip Rivers? Make your opinion known!
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The New Yorker gets hip to the jive by interviewing Randall Munroe of the web comic XKCD, and even participates in a comic battle.
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Now, Randall Monroe may draw simplistic cartoons, but there is an even easier way to create comics. I’m not sure if there’s a way to link to the finished product, but if so send me yours for next week’s links!
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From Andrea, they say you are what you eat … but what if you eat what you are??
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If anyone out there is a fan of the ridiculousness that is CSI: Miami, you will enjoy this endless loop of Caruso one-liners.
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From Been-Seen.com, an old jumbo jet in Stockholm that’s being turned into a jumbo hostel. Lots of good stuff over on Been-Seen—here’s a look at Death Valley rocks that seem to be moving around on their own.

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A beautiful 3D book of the ABCs. Watch the video to see every page of this amazingly crafted tome.
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If you’re looking to impress people with your coffee table and not just the books on top of it, the guys at StyleCrave found a pretty great one. (Though it looks like it’s not for sale.)
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Atlanta has a restaurant called the Sun Dial on the top floor of a hotel skyscraper that rotates slowly over the course of your meal. Apparently the idea has caught on with houses as well.
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Just because: an Electron microscope image of a fly foot.
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Terribly amusing – carve your own virtual pumpkin (Thanks Jan!)
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A memory matching game – what’s your fastest score?
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In this harsh economic climate, we may sometimes be reduced to bartering for our transactions. Regardless, doing so with drugs at a McDonald’s is probably not a good idea.
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How familiar are you with classic candies? Take the quiz to find out!

Thanks for all the great links this week! Keep sending your submissions and internet arcana to FlossyLinks@gmail.com

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