The toupees are coming! The toupees are coming! We’re wigging out, ’cause they’re finally in stock.

Four celebrity-inspired BabyToupee models will be available beginning next week at www.BabyToupee.com and at select specialty baby retailers with a suggested retail price of $29.99.

BabyToupee’s original line of wigs will include:

• The Donald – “You’re hired!! Meet the new CEO of the playgroup.
• “The Bob – “Mellow dreads for the Rasta inspired infant. No baby, No cry.”
• The Lil Kim – “For your little miss thing… sassy pink locks for the diva in diapers.”
• The Samuel L – “You know what they call a baby wig in Paris? Le Baby Toupee.”

We swear, this will be the last thing we say about Baby Toupees. At least for a week or so.