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Stacy Conradt
The Quick 10: 10 Bad Hair Days
by Stacy Conradt - November 13, 2008 - 4:29 PM

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bookIt’s no secret that I’m a big fan of trivia books. In fact, I think I have recommended this one before: Five People Who Died During Sex by Karl Shaw. It’s very interesting, and you know I love things in list format (go figure). If you enjoy today’s Q10 (which comes from the book), no doubt you’ll enjoy the book!

mary1. Mary, Queen of Scots was as bald as Mr. Clean. No one, even her closest friends and family, knew this fact about her. She wore a thick, auburn wig until the day she died – which, incidentally, is how her secret was revealed. She was executed by decapitation, and when the executioner picked up her head to show the crowd that she was dead, the wig came off in his hand.
2. In 1993, a man practically destroyed a barbershop because he was upset with his haircut. He requested a trim and felt that the barber took too much off, so he punished the man by doing $60,000 worth of damage to his shop.
3. Can you imagine – you buy a shampoo to treat your dandruff and end up going completely bald? That’s exactly what happened to hundreds of people in Uruguay in 1994. I guess that’s one way to stop the snow.

4. In 1983, a Danish man was imprisoned for life because he murdered a female hitchhiker. The kicker? He was a long-hair fetishist and admitted to washing her hair four times before he strangled her to death.

5. I guess hair-replacement treatments have come a long way since 1966. That’s when Michael Potkul sued his surgeon and won $400,000. The surgeon promised that he could give Potkul hair on the top of his head again, but his solution was to take the part of the scalp that still had hair on the back of his head and stretch it, horribly and painfully, to the top. Potkul had six surgeries to try to undo what the first doctor had done and became so depressed in the interim that he tried to kill himself.

6. Composer Gioacchino Rossini went totally bald as he got older, so, naturally, he wore a wig. But in cold weather, it wasn’t uncommon to see him strolling around town with as many as three wigs sitting on top of his head.

7. As the owner of three dogs, this one makes me sad and sick at the same time: A New York couple sued a dog-grooming salon in 1994. The reason? The salon left their cocker spaniel under the automatic blow dryer too long and it baked to death.

8. Who knew there were so many hair fetishists out there? In 1996, a hairdresser had to serve 60 days of community service because he masturbated with one hand while doing a customer’s hair with the other.

9. Albanian dictator Enver Hoxha was kind of the opposite of the hair fetishists: he despised mass amounts of hair. He employed barbers to sit at the border and remove any hair deemed “excessive.” The amount removed was noted in log books – for what purpose is anyone’s guess.

10. Henry Ford liked to wash his razor blades in rusty water because he believed that rust was fantastic as a hair restorative.

And, of course, your Clark Gable fact of the day:
He had to shave his trademark mustache to play Fletcher Christian in Mutiny on the Bounty because mustaches weren’t allowed in the Royal Navy during the time that the story took place.

Comments (11)
  1. remember when that little girl’s hair caught fire at the white house chanukah ceremony? then president clinton (bill, duh) put it out himself

  2. #3…is this true? My best efforts searching for some info only provides a link to this blog.

  3. @Mike – I can only assume Karl Shaw did his research, but I don’t know. He doesn’t list sources in the back of the book.

  4. I thought Mary Queen of Scots had shaved her head on purpose to make a mockery of the beheading.

  5. I´m definately going to buy this book…

    The dog one made me tear up a little bit… :(

  6. Not sure if it’s a typo, but Potkul v. Brandy was in 1996, not 1966.

  7. Mary Queen of Scots was absolutely not bald! At her execution, she did wear a wig but it was to cover up her short grey hair – as noted by sources at her execution.

  8. Before I came along, my mother had gone to cosmetology school and cut hair for a living. This is very interesting to me as my mother is repulsed by the sight and feel of disembodied hair. I asked her if something horrible happened while she was a stylist to give rise to these feelings. No, she said. She’d always felt this way and thus it was the hardest job she’s ever had to do.

  9. Last year in our countries, about 10 people turned bald by using the same brand of shampoo. The name of the brand was H___A____er.

    Be careful though…

  10. I wanted to destroy a barber once, back in the ’80s. He asked if I wanted my sideburns trimmed. Yes. So he started the clippers at the top of my ear!
    Just because I lived in the ’80s didn’t mean I wanted to look like it.

  11. I HATE disembodied hair as well. Especially if it’s a color not similar to mine, and long. Ugh. Freaks me out.

    Is this a named phobia?

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