Comments on: 5 Inventions That Enhanced Laziness

By: Bert

Bert — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:56:00 +0000

Just to point out a couple things – besides not staining your teeth, a straw is pretty useful to avoid spilling on oneself. Also helpful for drinking beer while wearing a Mexican wrestling mask.

Secondly – if the word was meant to be boobies, it would have been 55318008. An upside-down 7 looks like an L, not an I.

Thirdly, Chainsaws and nailguns make one lazy? Ever lifted one of those suckers? Not to mention – try getting someone to re-shingle your entire roof in one day without a nailgun – not only will it take twice or three times as long, you also have to pay the contractor two or three times as much for labour.

I do agree with the escalators though. Can’t rationalize that one.

By: K

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:18:00 +0000

The toilet? Really? The convenience of not having to go outside a crap in a hole is a feature of enhanced laziness?

How about cleanliness?

By: Tdave

Tdave — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 10:03:00 +0000

The tv remote can be excluded from enhancing laziness. Instead of having to go to the tv to change channels, you now have to get up, look all over the room, rip apart the couch, crawl under furniture, walk around while searching for the remote. :)

By: Wyatt

Wyatt — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:31:00 +0000

A spell checker is definitely in my list.. Most people can’t really spell anymore, they just type the word close enough that the computer figures out what they meant..

By: jensen

jensen — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:50:00 +0000

Chainsaw…..come on use an ax lazyass

Nailgun…..can’t use a hammer and nails?????

By: Laydee T

Laydee T — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:57:00 +0000

Actually, many use the straw to sip dark liquids (like tea and soda) so it won’t stain their teeth! I think it originated from children’s sippy cups…

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:54:00 +0000

boobless is a sad word.

By: heyshippy

heyshippy — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:54:00 +0000

“boobless is a bad word?”

– It’s “BOOBIES”, ya n00b.

By: eric

eric — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:29:00 +0000

worst of cuprits, newspapers….think about it

By: jbeyer

jbeyer — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:52:00 +0000

The Straw, How lazy can you get, bring the drink to your mouth!