
By Adam Winer, author of How Dumb Are You?
My quiz book is full of questions every mildly-educated American SHOULD be able to answer—but often can’t. Prior to publication, we ran all the questions past a test audience to see how many people answered each one correctly. Those stats are included in the book, so you can see, on a question-by-question basis, exactly how poorly you stack up against your fellow countrymen. Plus each answer comes with a rip-roaring Fun Fact. For Mental Floss, I’ll be taking the best facts from the book and exploring them here in greater depth.
Answer, plus the story behind Hemingway’s cross-dressing all after the jump.
Answer: Take your pick: The Old Man and the Sea, The Sun Also Rises, A Farewell to Arms, For Whom the Bell Tolls, To Have and Have Not, The Torrents of Spring, Death in the Afternoon, Green Hills of Africa, Across the River and Into the Trees, The Dangerous Summer, Island in the Stream and A Moveable Feast (If you got this wrong, you are dumber than 75% of America.)
The Scoop: Hemingway once categorized his demanding, manipulative mother, Grace, as “an all-time, all-American b****,” and indeed echoes of his strained relationship with his parents show up in much of his writing. But he long sought to keep the true oddities of his childhood secret. At one point he even threatened to cut off his aging mother financially if she gave an interview about his childhood to a magazine reporter. Hemingway’s attempts to quash the stories from his childhood might well have been successful had his sister, Marcelline, not gone and published a tell-all book.
In a nutshell, here’s what Papa was hoping to hide: Grace, who was perhaps not the most balanced woman of all times, had always wanted twins. Instead, she got Marcelline and then, 18 months later, Ernest. Submitting to her twin fantasies, she started dressing Ernest up in Marcelline’s old clothes, despite the fact that they were little girl’s clothes—lacey white dresses with pink bows and the like. Soon his mom was buying two of everything and dressing her children in identical pink gowns and flowered hats. She would refer to the kids as her “sweet Dutch dollies” and actually tell strangers that they were her twin girls. To perpetuate the twin fantasy, Grace even held Marcelline back a year in school so that she and Ernest would be in the same grade together. Oh, and his mother so treasured the fantasy of Ernest being a little girl that she sometimes referred to him as “Ernestine.” Anyone looking for a reason why he grew up to make such a show about being masculine?
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I’m surprised this article didn’t mention that Ernest’s son, Gregory, went on to become Gloria (and sadly died in a women’s detention center). Gloria lived in the same city I did growing up — Missoula, Montana — and would sit in the mall every afternoon and sketch. That was before the sexual reassignment surgery and transexuals stood out a bit in the fairly quiet town.
posted by Katie on 12-18-2008 at 10:32 am
According to my mother, dressing male boys (up to a certain age)in dresses was fairly common practice back in the day.
The train of the dress would be placed under a table leg and would allow the child limited movement and the mother could continue working without worrying about where the child had gone. It also allowed easier access to the diaper when it was time to change.
posted by toddes on 12-18-2008 at 10:36 am
And of course the picture of Hemingway has him shirtless and firing a tommy gun. It’s hard to get manlier than that.
posted by Jim on 12-18-2008 at 11:16 am
I just took a course on Hemingway and Faulkner, and we discussed how Hemingway is seen as this big “manly man” and his “heroes” are supposed to be as well. We, most of the time, found a bit of the opposite. Many of his “heroes” were not manly men, like Jake Barnes in The Sun Also Rises. Also, I personally am not sure being a “man” was important to Hemingway as much as he just liked to hunt.
posted by Jenny on 12-18-2008 at 12:01 pm
@Jenny it was a lot more than hunting. There was a lot of bravado and braggadocio among him and his friends. The bullfighting, boxing, womanizing, etc.
I think you hit the key to his novels. On the outside his heroes were manly men, but upon closer inspection they were not.
posted by Dwayne on 12-18-2008 at 1:39 pm
I’m a boy
I’m a boy
Though my ma won’t admit it
I’m a boy
I’m a boy…
If I say I am I get it!
-The Who
posted by BassMan on 12-18-2008 at 3:14 pm
Wow…just wow.
posted by Dawn on 12-18-2008 at 9:50 pm
I am a student of textile and fashion designing. Children’s dresses and flower girl dresses really fascinate me. Sometimes I get small contracts of tailoring small girls’ flower girl dresses, which gives me some sort of hands on experience on tailoring.
posted by Pink Flower Girl Dress on 2-14-2009 at 6:22 am
Ernest Hemingway in a flower girl dress? That I have to see.
posted by lover of flower girl dresses on 6-17-2009 at 6:15 pm