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Well, I’ll add on to John’s post here. Having never gotten caught up in the World Cup, I thought I’d give it a whirl this year. Force myself to watch a few games. And so i have, including today’s Brazil game.Here are my findings: a) The Reason why America hasn’t taken to the sport is because the TV networks can’t make any money off soccer because the periods are too long and there aren’t enough spots to cutaway to commercials. Therefore, the networks don’t care about soccer and haven’t exposed the country to it. I know that sounds terribly cynical, but it’s my theory and you can espouse it if you want to. Would love to hear who agrees or not, and why (not)… b) Soccer is, uh, how shall I put this, kinda dull? (Sorry Mangesh!) I mean, they go one way with the ball, and then they stop, and go the other way. yAwn. c) And let’s talk about all the silly acting. Every time someone gets knocked down, there’s this hilarious moment wherein the player is looking around for a penalty. “Hey! He pushed me!” “Yo! Did you see that?! He tripped me, man!” I mean give me a break fellas. Can you imagine that happening in the NHL? d) Long hair isn’t just for rock stars and religious zealots. Now, all that said, I’d rather watch the World Cup than most of what’s on TV. I mean, yeah, it’s boring, but not like TWO AND A HALF MEN is boring. Now let’s look at some objective facts, delivered by the good people at Kidzworld: |
oh man, that’s rough David… I asked my uncle once why “the beautiful game” just won’t catch on in the states, and he thought about it. Then he said, “soccer is a gentlemen’s sport played by ruffians, and rugby is a ruffians’ sport played by gentlemen, but in America there are no gentlemen, and all the ruffians have their own sport: football.” I don’t know if that was a sufficient answer, but I just sipped my beer in silence.
posted by Mangesh on 6-13-2006 at 2:50 pm
I feel like hockey is rougher than football, but I like your uncle’s theory. I must admit, when I played soccer as a kid, I did enjoy it a lot. But it’s kinda like jazz for me: enjoyable to play, but less so to listen to…
posted by David on 6-13-2006 at 4:35 pm
Fun fact! 29 percent of the posts now visible on this site are about gadgets or sports. Jeez, you guys are such… guys.
posted by Mary on 6-13-2006 at 5:38 pm
Oh yeah, well tomorrow let’s have a day of no sports and/or gadgets! What say you guys? We’ll band together and lower that there percentage! Hrmph ;-)
posted by David on 6-13-2006 at 8:08 pm