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By now, you’re probably aware that the Detroit Lions just completed a “perfect” 0-16 season. Rather than kick the team when they’re down, let’s instead celebrate some of history’s underappreciated undefeated seasons.

Coached by their namesake, Paul Brown, the Cleveland Browns were the model franchise of the All-American Football Conference. The Browns compiled a 52-4-3 and won all four titles during the league’s existence, including a perfect season in 1948 that was capped by a 49-7 win over Buffalo. (Apparently the Bills’ inability to win the big game wasn’t just an early 90s fad.) The Browns’ dominance actually helped contribute to the downfall of the AAFC, as the team was so good that Cleveland fans stopped coming to games.
An afterthought because: The NFL doesn’t recognize the Browns’ perfect season, or any other AAFC records.
If you remember nothing else, remember this: Fittingly, Cleveland’s first AAFC game was against the franchise from the city associated with pro football perfection since 1973. The Browns stomped the Miami Seahawks, 44-0.

The Queens of Pain rolled into the City College gym seeking a third-straight Gotham Girls Roller Derby championship, but members of the Bronx Gridlock weren’t about to let a royal pain get in the way of their quest for perfection. According to this incredibly detailed account of the game, the Gridlock held off a fierce rally, as the Queens of Pain made up 31 points in four jams. Ultimately, the loss of Greta Turbo, who fractured her tibia and fibula in practice, was too much for the Queens of Pain to overcome, and Beatrix Slaughter’s 32 points carried the Bronx to victory. [Photo courtesy of Derby News Network.]
An afterthought because: For most people, jam is something you put on toast or do with a guitar.
If you remember nothing else, remember this: How physically brutal is roller derby? The Bronx Gridlock’s perfect season consisted of exactly four bouts.

Jody Conradt’s Texas Longhorns completed the first perfect season in women’s college basketball history with a 97-81 win over Cheryl Miller and Southern California in the championship game. The Longhorns also defeated Missouri, Oklahoma, Ole Miss, and Western Kentucky en route to the title in the 40-team tournament. Texas freshman Clarissa Davis was named the “Most Outstanding Player” after registering 56 points and 32 rebounds in two Final Four games.
An afterthought because: In addition to the fact that women’s basketball had even fewer casual fans at the time, Geno Auriemma’s UConn Huskies have attained perfection two times within the last 13 years.
If you remember nothing else, remember this: Clarissa Davis, who later became Clarissa Davis-Wrightsil, was ejected from the inaugural American Basketball League all-star game in 1996 for punching Cindy Brown.
Legendary head coach Clair Bee led the Long Island University Blackbirds – or Busy Bees, as they were more often called – to a 31-0 record in 1939. LIU capped its perfect season with a win over Loyola of Chicago in the championship game of the NIT, which was then the premier college basketball postseason tournament. After LIU cruised to yet another win at Madison Square Garden midway through the season, Arthur J. Daley wrote in The New York Times, “The last lingering doubts about the sheer class of the Long Island University basketball team fled like chaff before the wind on Wednesday when Coach Clair Bee’s Busy Bees turned back Marquette in a game of such superlative mechanical excellence that court fans are still talking about it.”
An afterthought because: It’s hard to shake the stigma that the NIT has developed since 1939.
If you remember nothing else, remember this: Bee led LIU to a 43-game winning streak from 1935-1936. The streak was snapped at Madison Square Garden, as Stanford’s Hank Luisetti introduced a “strange new maneuver” to the sport of basketball – the jump shot.

The Concord, Calif., high school won an absurd 151 straight games and was named national champion by USA Today five times from 1992-2003 before losing to Bellevue (Wash.) 39-20. The Spartans’ undoing in defeat? They couldn’t stop the run, as Bellevue rushed 54 times for 463 yards. Afterward, De La Salle head coach Bob Ladouceur told reporters it was time for his team to lose: “I’m all for there being a lot of king of the hills, not just one.” Can you imagine Bill Belichick uttering those words?
An afterthought because: It’s high school football.
If you remember nothing else, remember this: De La Salle graduates in last year’s Super Bowl include New York Giants wide receiver Amani Toomer and New England Patriots backup quarterback Matt Gutierrez, who is pictured above.
After punctuating their perfect regular season with a 20-2 win over Loyola of Los Angeles, the 9-0 Dons waited anxiously for a bowl invite that never came. While some bowl officials claimed they passed over the team because the Dons weren’t well enough known to draw fans to their games, San Francisco sportscaster Ira Blue reported that Gator Bowl President Sam Wolfson said his bowl, and at least two others, wanted to avoid teams with “Negro” players. USF boasted two African-Americans, Ollie Matson and Burl Toler, and the Dons refused to accept invites that came with the stipulation that Matson and Toler had to stay home.
An afterthought because: Without the money that a trip to a bowl game would’ve brought in, USF dropped football after the 1951 season.
If you remember nothing else, remember this: Nine players from the 1951 USF team went on to play in the NFL, including future Hall of Fame inductees Gino Marchetti, Bob St. Clair, and Matson. Toler suffered a career ending injury in 1952, but later became the first African-American official in the NFL.
One year after winning a championship in their inaugural season, the Buffalo Bandits defeated Philadelphia 13-12 in the championship game of the Major Indoor Lacrosse League to cap its 10-0 season. Buffalo remains the only team to finish a season undefeated in the history of the league, which later became the National Lacrosse League. The general manager of that team, Johnny Mouradian, will be elected into the National Lacrosse League Hall of Fame later this month.
An afterthought because: You probably can’t name another team in the National Lacrosse League.
If you remember nothing else, remember this: Darris Kilgour, Buffalo’s first ever draft pick in 1992, now coaches the Bandits.
Women’s national soccer team captain Carla Overbeck and fellow UNC graduate Robin Confer helped lead Raleigh of the W-League to a 17-0 record in 1998. Confer had two goals in the tournament and garnered MVP honors for Raleigh, which defeated the Boston Renegades in the championship game.
An afterthought because: The franchise is now defunct, among other reasons.
If you remember nothing else, remember this: Overbeck would go on to play every minute of every game for the U.S. National team in the 1999 World Cup. She scored the first goal of the penalty kick shootout that ended with teammate Brandi Chastain’s memorable game-winner in the final against China.
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Contrary to popular belief (and wikipedia, which everyone seems to use as their reference these days), the Browns were NOT named after Paul Brown. They were actually named the “Brown Bombers” which was a reference to native son Joe Louis. It was shortened to the Browns a few years later.
posted by Mike James on 12-29-2008 at 10:06 am
Mike, do you have a source on that? I found this on the Pro Football Hall of Fame’s website:
“The Cleveland All-America Football Conference franchise conducted a fan contest in 1945 to name the team. The most popular submission was ‘Browns’ in recognition of the team’s first coach and general manager Paul Brown, who was already a popular figure in Ohio sports. Brown at first vetoed the choice and the team selected from the contest entries the name “Panthers.” However, after an area businessman informed the team that he owned the rights to the name Cleveland Panthers, from an earlier failed football team, Brown rescinded his objection and agreed to the use of his name.”
profootballhof.com/history/nicknames.jsp
posted by Darren on 12-29-2008 at 10:31 am
Penn State has had undefeated seasons under Joe Paterno in 1968, 1969, 1973, 1986, and 1994. In only one of those season (1986) was PSU named National Champion. If there’s anyone know knows about underappreciated undefeated seasons, it’s Joe Paterno.
posted by Steve on 12-29-2008 at 10:42 am
There are two versions of the story, but the more widely accepted version I found while researching for this article is that the Browns were named for Paul Brown — despite what he claimed.
Perhaps embarrassed to have a team named after himself, Paul Brown publicly stated that the team was named for Joe Louis after the “Panthers” nickname fell through. Given that Joe Louis was born in Alabama and grew up in Detroit, there’s little reason to believe that Cleveland fans would’ve submitted a nickname inspired by a legendary boxer with no major connection to the city.
If you take Paul Brown at his word, though, the first commenter is correct.
posted by Scott on 12-29-2008 at 10:51 am
The Browns are named after Paul Brown. The Stadium for the other team that Paul Brown helped create (The Cincinnati Bengals) is named after him (Paul Brown Stadium). Paul Brown was a great football man and Coach. Unfortunately for all of us Bengals Fans; his son, Mike Brown is an incompetent fool when it comes to football.
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posted by Disgruntled Bengals Fan on 12-29-2008 at 12:01 pm
Texas was the first undefeated women’s basketball team in the NCAA era. That began in 1981-82. Prior to that, competition was governed by the AIAW. There was at least one undefeated team in the AIAW era, so Texas cannot be called the first undefeated women’s basketball team.
posted by Dan on 12-29-2008 at 8:19 pm
The University of North Carolina at Charlotte’s football team has been undefeated since 1948….
…granted, we don’t have a football team, but we’ve never lost!
posted by KerriH on 12-29-2008 at 10:30 pm
Cael Sanderson finished his NCAA wrestling career at Iowa State with a 159-0 record. Obviously, never losing means also winning 4 consecutive NCAA titles.
Sports Illustrated ranks this as the second greatest sports achievement in college history (behind Jesse Owens’s 4 world records in one day).
posted by 8rustystaples on 12-30-2008 at 10:20 am
“An afterthought because: You probably can’t name another team in the National Lacrosse League.”
Rochester Knighthawks, Philadelphia Wings, NY Titans, & Boston Blazers are the only ones I can remember, it’s been a few years since I’ve been to a game. If you have a chance to catch an indoor lacrosse game, I’d definitely suggest you go – IMO, it’s the best spectator sport there is!
:)
posted by Clotho on 12-31-2008 at 11:00 am