Question 1
1. Czar of Safety and Security-Chuck Norris

2. Secretary of kiss my ass-Whitney Houston

3. Sticky Note General-to make sure im supplied at all times-my sister.

Question 2
Millard Fillmore

First, the new Secretary of Idiocy Control will be the guy who runs Despair.com. He has the talent for recognizing sheer stupidity and the brass-ones to not only point it out, but mercilessly make fun of it.

Second, I have chosen this 5 year old boy to Secretary of Truth and Transparency. If anything happens within the walls of the White House, you can be assured that a 5 year old boy will always tattle everything word-for-word, especially if you tell them it’s a secret, or if it’s especially embarrassing.

Lastly, despite outcries against nepotism, I’ve chosen my sister to be the new Penny-Pinching Czar. (This is not actually a new post. This will replace Treasury Secretary because that’s really not been doing well in recent years anyway.) The reason behind this post is that she has raised four well behaved, well educated well dressed children on a single income. They have vehicles (insured) for everyone, also the appropriate number of cell phones, video games and general consumer merchandise. Three of the kids are in college (one in pre-med in a private school) and to make it all that much better, they have NO DEBT. You don’t think Mr. Henry Paulson could do that, do you?

Make it so.
Signed,

Kendyl – POTUS

2) John Adams