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1. It’s nice to see other people appreciate Ralph Wiggam as much as me. Although, I would have to disagree with the spelling on “umpossible.” I would have spelled it “unpossible.”

   posted by tommy on 1-26-2009 at 12:13 pm

2. My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

   (And I agree that it should be spelled “unpossible.”)

   posted by Rachel on 1-26-2009 at 12:40 pm

3. Personally, my favorite Ralph line is when the kids are having a fruit race on the bus and Ralph drops in his fruit and proclaims, “Go Banana!”

   posted by MaggieF on 1-26-2009 at 12:40 pm

4. Have to agree with “unpossible” (still a great one – a guy from my high school used it as his senior yearbook quote and I was jealous I hadn’t thought of it)

   “Teacher, there’s a dog in the vent!”
   “Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?”
   “He was going to the bathroom!”

   (after they leave the electric chair on) “He’s gonna smell like hotdogs!”

   Also apparently the name “Wiggum” comes from the last name of some of Matt Groening’s cousins… I know because I used to work with one.

   posted by Colin GG on 1-26-2009 at 12:44 pm

5. I also agree it is unpossible!

   “I saw Principal Skinner and Ms. Kerbopple in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me.”

   posted by Kim on 1-26-2009 at 12:52 pm

6. my friend runs a Ralph Wiggum website. The consensus among fans is “unpossible” :). Check out the Ralph site by clicking my name or going to ralph.dashdingo.com

   posted by Thats unpossible on 1-26-2009 at 12:56 pm

7. Such an awesome quiz — however, sad that I got most of them right… confirming I watch too much TV at times.

   posted by Christopher on 1-26-2009 at 1:32 pm

8. I don’t think you guys can top this one. This quiz made my day.

   Now I need to go find out what goes on at a Ralph Wiggum website…

   posted by Craig on 1-26-2009 at 1:37 pm

9. I actually have a shirt with Ralph on it that says the “me fail Englosh” line.

   Yes, on official Simpsons clothing, it says “unpossible”.

   posted by Leah on 1-26-2009 at 2:10 pm

10. ‘Tastes like Burning!’

    posted by PepperReed on 1-26-2009 at 3:10 pm

11. I’ve always been partial to:
    “I bent my Wookiee.”

    posted by Stephen on 1-26-2009 at 3:34 pm

12. Great quiz. I only missed one!

    “They taste like burning” is one of my favorite quotes by Ralph.

    Another great moment is in the episode where Lisa becomes a vegetarian and all the kids at school are mocking her.

    Ralph exclaims, “I can’t believe I used to go out with you!”

    posted by Nerak on 1-26-2009 at 4:21 pm

13. My favorite character! “My doctor says I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger outta there.”

    posted by Jenn on 1-26-2009 at 5:03 pm

14. Ralph is by far my favorite character on The Simpsons. The quote that cracks me up everytime (and the pictures is on here) is “I’m a Uni-tard!” when he puts the ice cream cone on his forehead. HI-Larious.

    posted by Lori Cunningham on 1-26-2009 at 5:41 pm

15. Definitely “Tastes like burning.”

    The other Simpsons line I always use is “You don’t win friends with salad”, but that’s a Homer-ism.

    posted by Mmmatt on 1-26-2009 at 6:13 pm

16. How about when Marge touches him on the shoulder and he screams”She’s touching my special area!”

    posted by CJ on 1-27-2009 at 11:12 pm

17. The episode when Ralph has the playdate with Bart and he goes to the jail at night.
    Rat runs across the floor.
    Ralph: ” a pointy cat”….
    LMFAO!!! Golden!

    posted by Chrystani on 1-30-2009 at 3:54 pm

18. One of the descriptions in the answers is wrong. Bart and Nelson race an Apple and an Orange. Milhouse throws the grapefruit “Make way for grapefruit!”

    “Ahh there’s citric acid in my eye!”

    posted by Braden on 7-14-2009 at 7:45 pm

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