I’m not sure if the world’s ready for this yet, but OhGizmo is reporting that a foreward-thinking Ukrainian scientist named Hryhory Chausovsky has invented a musical condom?! As if concentrating on the act itself isn’t difficult enough, you’ll now have to worry about the accompaniment. According to the site:

“A miniature loudspeaker and motion sensor implanted in the condom’s upper cuff provides a range of musical tones during sex. Music volume depends on intensity of love-making and tone varies based on the sexual position.”

The sound is currently being dubbed “primitive” and likened to the tones cell phones made in their first incarnations, meaning the “sweet music” couples create together won’t be. Read more here at OhGizmo.