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	<title>Comments on: Caption Contest No. 14</title>
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	<description>Feel Smart Again</description>
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		<title>By: bentlythegreat</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/22563/comment-page-3#comment-126722</link>
		<dc:creator>bentlythegreat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Plastic? No sir, our swords came from Genghis Khan</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plastic? No sir, our swords came from Genghis Khan</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/22563/comment-page-3#comment-126306</link>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Don&#039;t worry sir, the toilets are supersized too for the inevidable purge.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry sir, the toilets are supersized too for the inevidable purge.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/22563/comment-page-3#comment-126160</link>
		<dc:creator>Amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>After just one sip of this, W.C. , you&#039;ll be quite assured that no one has put pineapple juice in your pineapple juice!

[I feel I deserve &#039;Bonus Points&#039; for using the MF&#039;Cocktail Party Cheat Sheet&#039; on the Martini!]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After just one sip of this, W.C. , you&#8217;ll be quite assured that no one has put pineapple juice in your pineapple juice!</p>
<p>[I feel I deserve 'Bonus Points' for using the MF'Cocktail Party Cheat Sheet' on the Martini!]</p>
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		<title>By: Dan</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/22563/comment-page-3#comment-125908</link>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 15:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ooopsie... Hokey Pokey Large!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ooopsie&#8230; Hokey Pokey Large!</p>
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		<title>By: Dan</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/22563/comment-page-3#comment-125906</link>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 15:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I think you misheard me, I&#039;m looking for Marge Lartini..&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I think you misheard me, I&#8217;m looking for Marge Lartini..&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: brianbcn</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/22563/comment-page-3#comment-125858</link>
		<dc:creator>brianbcn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 09:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Yes sir, the diamond-garnished martini is still available, but do remember that 8 of 10 women prefer palm-olives...&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Yes sir, the diamond-garnished martini is still available, but do remember that 8 of 10 women prefer palm-olives&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/22563/comment-page-3#comment-125827</link>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 02:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;The olives too!  That&#039;s it, I&#039;m kicking Wayne Szalinski out and i mean it this time!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;The olives too!  That&#8217;s it, I&#8217;m kicking Wayne Szalinski out and i mean it this time!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Lizard</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/22563/comment-page-3#comment-125773</link>
		<dc:creator>Lizard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t need no stinking olive. Bring me a straw!!!

Ladies Rocket Surgeon M</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t need no stinking olive. Bring me a straw!!!</p>
<p>Ladies Rocket Surgeon M</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/22563/comment-page-3#comment-125760</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Bathroom? &#039;Round back, sir.&quot;

Pluto, M.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Bathroom? &#8216;Round back, sir.&#8221;</p>
<p>Pluto, M.</p>
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		<title>By: Keith</title>
		<link>http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/22563/comment-page-3#comment-125756</link>
		<dc:creator>Keith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Oh him? He used to work in some Wonka guy&#039;s Chocolate Factory.&quot;

Natural selection/Large</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Oh him? He used to work in some Wonka guy&#8217;s Chocolate Factory.&#8221;</p>
<p>Natural selection/Large</p>
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