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David K. Israel
Caption Contest No. 14 Finalists
by David K. Israel - February 17, 2009 - 11:42 PM

Thanks to all who entered our 14th Caption Contest. Now it’s up to you all to pick the winner, after the jump you’ll find our favorites.
Drop your vote in the comments below and may the best caption win! (Remember: one vote per person please.)

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And the finalists are…


a) “Excuse me sir, but you’re sitting on the swizzle stick.”

b) “This is our economy size. Drink it and you won’t worry about the economy.”

c) “Barkeep, another Mar-not-so-tini please.”

d) The BALCO martini – A performance-enhancing drink.

e) “If you think that’s impressive, you should see our nuts.”

f) Sam’s club diversifies with “CLUB SAM”

g) “Sorry, before you got here we’d heard you were a big drinker.”

h) “Now was that one olive or two?”

i) “…and it was first served to Sir Winston in ‘45 when he stopped in for a nip on his way to Trafalgar, and we have been serving it on May 8 every year since in his honour!”

j) “Some men are SHAKEN by the sheer size of this baby, others are STIRRED by the challenge to drink it all… where do you stand, sir?”

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Comments (97)

  1. I vote for B.

    posted by CatWithaSea on 2-17-2009 at 11:51 pm

  2. E.

    posted by ilona on 2-18-2009 at 12:04 am

  3. C!

    posted by Savannah on 2-18-2009 at 12:07 am

  4. H

    posted by Cass on 2-18-2009 at 12:09 am

  5. E!!!

    posted by Fnnkybutt on 2-18-2009 at 12:15 am

  6. it has to be E!!!

    posted by Renis on 2-18-2009 at 12:29 am

  7. It’s gotta be either B or E…I’ll go with E, final answer.

    posted by ESJ on 2-18-2009 at 12:37 am

  8. B please

    posted by Roman R on 2-18-2009 at 12:54 am

  9. B

    posted by Roman R on 2-18-2009 at 12:56 am

  10. F

    posted by Doedina on 2-18-2009 at 1:15 am

  11. B, please.

    posted by Laurel on 2-18-2009 at 1:20 am

  12. B

    posted by Matt on 2-18-2009 at 1:28 am

  13. E

    posted by Lindsay on 2-18-2009 at 1:30 am

  14. Not crazy about any of them. I guess “b”, since it’s current to the times…

    posted by Pam on 2-18-2009 at 1:42 am

  15. Really, is there any other choice besides:

    e) “If you think that’s impressive, you should see our nuts.”

    That one actually made me chuckle out loud. :-)

    posted by Jonathan G. on 2-18-2009 at 2:39 am

  16. b)

    posted by Lele on 2-18-2009 at 2:51 am

  17. It has to be E.

    posted by kevin on 2-18-2009 at 3:11 am

  18. H sounds like a winner.

    posted by Jen Pen on 2-18-2009 at 4:46 am

  19. B! That one is the funniest!

    posted by Lyle on 2-18-2009 at 6:18 am

  20. e made me lol

    posted by linda on 2-18-2009 at 7:26 am

  21. F

    posted by Rick on 2-18-2009 at 7:27 am

  22. B

    posted by LAH on 2-18-2009 at 7:48 am

  23. It has to be B

    posted by SHERRY on 2-18-2009 at 7:53 am

  24. B

    posted by Baby Friday on 2-18-2009 at 8:17 am

  25. E

    posted by E on 2-18-2009 at 8:29 am

  26. E or H

    posted by Joel on 2-18-2009 at 8:49 am

  27. Got to choose B.

    posted by Elizabeth on 2-18-2009 at 8:49 am

  28. F

    posted by Michelle on 2-18-2009 at 9:05 am

  29. B

    posted by Adam on 2-18-2009 at 9:08 am

  30. A is all you need

    posted by Caitlin on 2-18-2009 at 9:13 am

  31. E

    posted by Terry on 2-18-2009 at 9:27 am

  32. b

    posted by RJ on 2-18-2009 at 9:38 am

  33. J… J(AMES BOND)

    posted by Amy on 2-18-2009 at 9:48 am

  34. Truthfully, some of them aren’t that clever or amusing.

    B’s more timely, but I have to go with E.

    posted by Shelly on 2-18-2009 at 10:02 am

  35. E me please

    posted by John P on 2-18-2009 at 10:16 am

  36. B!

    posted by Polarbear on 2-18-2009 at 10:17 am

  37. B!

    posted by rubysunbeam on 2-18-2009 at 10:20 am

  38. G

    posted by Anthony on 2-18-2009 at 10:20 am

  39. E

    posted by Scott on 2-18-2009 at 10:29 am

  40. B

    posted by lalala on 2-18-2009 at 10:30 am

  41. I happen to like D.

    posted by JasonHendo on 2-18-2009 at 10:33 am

  42. E was funny, but I think B was more clever, so… B.

    posted by Mike on 2-18-2009 at 10:34 am

  43. B!

    posted by Sara on 2-18-2009 at 10:41 am

  44. I’m not sure if anybody gets it but I really like D

    posted by HappyHousewife24 on 2-18-2009 at 10:41 am

  45. B!

    posted by Mama9cats on 2-18-2009 at 10:55 am

  46. B!

    posted by hyperpuffball on 2-18-2009 at 10:59 am

  47. B!

    posted by Andrew on 2-18-2009 at 11:14 am

  48. E!

    posted by John C on 2-18-2009 at 11:18 am

  49. E!!

    posted by Val on 2-18-2009 at 11:33 am

  50. B!

    posted by Gina on 2-18-2009 at 11:34 am

  51. B!

    posted by Orange on 2-18-2009 at 11:41 am

  52. I like B, and it’s timely.

    posted by Adrienne on 2-18-2009 at 11:42 am

  53. B

    posted by Lindsey on 2-18-2009 at 11:49 am

  54. B

    posted by ftssoad on 2-18-2009 at 12:03 pm

  55. E

    posted by DianaK on 2-18-2009 at 12:11 pm

  56. b…definitely b

    posted by chris on 2-18-2009 at 12:26 pm

  57. E.

    posted by Sandra on 2-18-2009 at 12:31 pm

  58. It is a vote for b

    posted by james on 2-18-2009 at 12:48 pm

  59. E

    Although if it said “my nuts”, it might be that much better.

    posted by Brucey on 2-18-2009 at 1:02 pm

  60. This is probably the least funny set of quotes ever…….except for the nuts or Sam’s club one maybe. Way to go flossers….

    posted by Billy on 2-18-2009 at 1:06 pm

  61. E

    posted by Kevin H on 2-18-2009 at 1:18 pm

  62. E!!

    posted by Christy on 2-18-2009 at 1:20 pm

  63. F

    posted by KT on 2-18-2009 at 1:20 pm

  64. B

    posted by Crystal W on 2-18-2009 at 1:42 pm

  65. B (though I thought ‘A’ was a close 2nd).

    posted by K on 2-18-2009 at 1:49 pm

  66. I like B, but my official vote is for E

    posted by Peter W on 2-18-2009 at 1:50 pm

  67. H…H…H…H…H…

    posted by Kate on 2-18-2009 at 2:08 pm

  68. C

    posted by Kaden on 2-18-2009 at 2:14 pm

  69. E all the way!

    posted by Jon on 2-18-2009 at 2:20 pm

  70. they all kind of suck.

    posted by chuck on 2-18-2009 at 2:22 pm

  71. gotta give it to E

    posted by shhh! on 2-18-2009 at 2:25 pm

  72. A

    posted by catherine ann on 2-18-2009 at 2:27 pm

  73. all in all, gotta go E

    posted by blah on 2-18-2009 at 2:27 pm

  74. A

    posted by Bob on 2-18-2009 at 2:31 pm

  75. C!

    posted by NateJ on 2-18-2009 at 2:44 pm

  76. B

    posted by Colin on 2-18-2009 at 2:45 pm

  77. I vote for B

    posted by Amber on 2-18-2009 at 2:56 pm

  78. F

    posted by Lori on 2-18-2009 at 3:19 pm

  79. F

    posted by Nai on 2-18-2009 at 4:20 pm

  80. I

    posted by Miss Priss on 2-18-2009 at 4:31 pm

  81. I vote for B.

    posted by virgil on 2-18-2009 at 5:26 pm

  82. definitely B

    posted by B on 2-18-2009 at 5:33 pm

  83. B! ha ha ha ha

    posted by mrs.mead on 2-18-2009 at 5:56 pm

  84. I vote for H!

    posted by Lisa on 2-18-2009 at 6:32 pm

  85. B

    posted by Denise on 2-18-2009 at 6:56 pm

  86. e

    posted by Emily on 2-18-2009 at 7:16 pm

  87. Some clever ones this time, but E is the only one that made me laugh out loud.

    posted by CK on 2-18-2009 at 7:16 pm

  88. E is the only worthy choice.

    posted by Kimmer on 2-18-2009 at 7:23 pm

  89. E!!!!!

    posted by Jay on 2-18-2009 at 8:03 pm

  90. These were all terrible

    posted by lafool on 2-18-2009 at 8:45 pm

  91. It’s gotta be H…H all the way!

    posted by Jack on 2-18-2009 at 10:01 pm

  92. H!

    posted by Vicki on 2-19-2009 at 3:26 pm

  93. b!!!

    posted by LAURA on 2-20-2009 at 9:39 am

  94. B rocks!

    posted by laura on 2-20-2009 at 9:43 am

  95. I vote for B

    posted by Maxine on 2-21-2009 at 10:31 pm

  96. I vote foe B

    posted by FreeDove on 2-22-2009 at 9:53 am

  97. B

    posted by Fireball on 2-24-2009 at 1:16 am

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