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Today marks the anniversary of the rescue of the cannibalistic Donner Party (in case you’re not familiar, they’re #1 on the list below). But the Donner Party is definitely not the first – or last – to turn to dining on human flesh when in dire straits. Or, you know, for entertainment. I’ve tried to steer clear of modern serial killers like Jeffrey Dahmer, though no tale of cannibalism is particularly pleasant.
1. The Donner Party. In 1846, the Donner Family plus some friends and hired hands headed west from Illinois to California. They had almost completed the journey when they ran into some severe weather around Truckee, California, and decided to set up camp for the rest of the winter until they could make it the rest of the way. It was a cruel winter, though – provisions ran out and people were dying left and right. Help finally arrived on this day in 1847, but they couldn’t take everyone at once. By the time the Second Relief came in a week later, the remaining survivors had started to eat some of the dead bodies.
2. James Cook. Perhaps it’s his name that fuels this urban legend, but there’s probably no truth to the fact that Captain James Cook met his maker by way of a stewpot. It’s true that he was killed in a skirmish with some native Hawaiians, and it’s likely that his body was boiled to remove the flesh (it used to be common practice when a corpse had to travel to its final resting place). But the idea that the Hawaiians ate the flesh is very much in question – research has shown that the Hawaiian group he and his men fought with didn’t practice cannibalism.
3. Boyd Massacre. In 1809, the son of a Maori chief joined the Boyd, a convict ship sailing from Australia to the Northland Peninsula of New Zealand. He specifically asked for passage on the ship and said that he would work to earn his way, but once he got there, he refused to hold up his end of the bargain, saying that the son of a chief should never be subjected to such menial tasks. He was beaten for his disobedience, and when he finally disembarked at his destination of Whangaroa, he ran to his tribe and told them what happened. The tribe exacted revenge three days later: they killed nearly all of Boyd’s crew and ate them. The only survivors were a two-year-old girl, a woman and her baby, and the ship’s cabin boy.
4. Lon Nil. In 1970, the brother of the Cambodian Prime Minister was killed in a riot. Nil was a politician as well, and was visiting the town of Kampong Cham when his brother announced a plan to depose King Sihanouk. Sihanouk encouraged people to riot and revolt and join the Khmer Rouge, and the people of Kampong Cham took him at his word and killed Lon Nil, then ripped out his liver and had a restaurant cook it up so they could eat it.
5. Alferd Packer. In 1873, Alferd Packer and 20 other men left Utah and were headed to Colorado to try their hand at gold mining. But, as expected, the Colorado weather soon turned nasty, and by February 9, only six of the men were still attempting to make the trip. And by April, Packer was the only one left. Packer said he was out hunting and scouting one day and came back to find that Shannon Bell, one of the other members of the party, had gone mad and killed the others; when Packer returned to the campsite Bell was busy roasting up a lovely dinner made up of the other four party members. He tried to attack Packer, and Packer shot him. The judge didn’t believe this story, though, and sentenced Alferd to prison. Packer’s downfall probably came when he admitted that, on the brink of death, he did nibble on his already-dead companions a little bit. After 16 years in jail, he was paroled mostly thanks to public outcry that he was imprisoned on circumstantial evidence. He died in 1907, still swearing that he only killed Bell and only in self-defense. Recent evidence may prove that Packer was telling the truth – the position of various bullet holes and the discovery of Packer’s gun so far seem to corroborate his story.
6. Tom Dudley and Edwin Stephens. In May 1884, the Mignonette set sail from England, headed to Australia. She carried just four passengers – Captain Tom Dudley, cabin boy Richard Parker, Edwin Stephens and Edmund Brooks. It was smooth sailing until July 5, when the yacht was devastated by a huge wave. The lifeboat was launched, but it was a really crappy lifeboat, and the only things the crew managed to grab were the navigational instructions and two tins of turnips. Even so, things were OK until July 17 – they killed a large turtle and ate it, which gave them about three pounds of meat apiece. But once that was gone, the men started talking about one of them sacrificing himself to provide meat for the other three. Parker was practically comatose by this point, so he was the natural candidate. They killed him sometime around July 25th or 26th and were rescued on July 29. When they returned home, Stephens and Dudley were found guilty of murder and were given the statutory death penalty with a recommendation for mercy, and ended up serving just six months in jail. They are said to have been disappointed at such a long sentence.
7. Albert Fish. This dude is the stuff horror movies are made of. A few of his nicknames included the Brooklyn Vampire, the Boogeyman and the Werewolf of Wysteria. Fish confessed to murdering and eating at least three children and may have killed up to six. He sent a pretty detailed letter to the mother of Grace Budd, a 10-year-old victim, and wrote another TMI confession for a different victim with such detail that it could have well been a recipe book. He was finally put to death via the electric chair at Sing Sing in 1936, he reportedly told his executioners that being electrocuted would be the “supreme thrill of my life.” It took two jolts to kill him, which led to rumors that all the needles he had inserted into his pelvis (one of his sexual fetishes) had short-circuited the chair.
8. Johan de Witt. De Witt was a successful politician who negotiated peace between the Dutch and England during after the First Anglo-Dutch War. But, political tastes changed, as they tend to. In 1672, during the Franco-Dutch War, the French invaded and people turned to William III of Orange for protection. The problem? De Witt and the House of Orange were bitter enemies. His brother, Cornelius, was imprisoned, and Johan was sent a forged letter from Cornelius that begged him to visit. When he complied, he was assassinated (as was his brother). The brothers’ bodies were hung upside down from a scaffold and the bodies were mutilated; fingers, toes and organs were sliced off and carried away for dinner. Their hearts were proudly displayed as trophies for a number of years.
9. The Essex whaleship. The Essex is another tale of people on a ship being stranded and eating one another for survival, sadly. In 1819, a sperm whale, perhaps intuitively understanding the ship’s mission, rammed The Essex two times. This was enough to sink the old girl, leaving 21 sailors stranded on tiny Henderson Island (it only has an area of 14.4 square miles). They quickly depleted the island of its natural food resources such as birds and vegetation and they got back in their lifeboats to seek help or food elsewhere. Nothing was to be found, though, and the crew started to turn their hungry eyes on each other. For a while they were able to sustain themselves on people who had died, but eventually, the decision was made that one of them must die in order to feed the others. The decision was made randomly, as was the decision as to who would do the killing. And that’s how Charles Ramsdell ended up killing and eating his good friend, the appropriately-named Owen Coffin. Eventually, another whaling ship happened upon the devastated crew and rescued them, but by this time, a total of seven sailors had been devoured. And if the story of the whale ramming the ship sounds familiar, it’s because a young Herman Melville heard of this tale and was inspired to write Moby Dick.
10. The Uruguayan Rugby team that the movie Alive was based on. No doubt you’re familiar with this one, but I had to include it. On Friday, October 13 1972 (where was this last week when I was compiling my list of Friday the 13th events?), the plane carrying Stella Maris College’s rugby team crashed in the Andes. Seventeen of the 45 people on the plane either died upon impact or died of injuries sustained in the crash the following day. Eight more died in an avalanche on October 29. After quickly depleting the small amounts of food that had been on the plane, everyone collectively decided that they would need to eat the dead bodies of their friends in order to survive. And it was a good thing they did: the nourishment gave some of the men the energy needed to hike for days to try to find some help. Finally, in mid-December, they spotted cows roaming and then a few men on horses. The remaining 16 survivors back at the camp were finally rescued on December 22.
To my knowledge, none of my Hawaiian ancestors ate people. And Captain Cook probably actually drowned trying to get back to his boat because he couldn’t swim… although he might have been injured following a disagreement over why he killed one of the area’s priests that came to broker an agreement.
posted by Reece on 2-19-2009 at 4:32 pm
Now Stacy, did you have to go and post this on the same day as Miss C’s “5 New Meats” story? My stomach is turning a bit now.
Holy cow, that Albert Fish guy is creepy. I’d say he deserved the two jolts, for sure.
posted by kate on 2-19-2009 at 4:46 pm
Alive was actually a book first. The book is fantastic, the movie just ok (IMHO).
Also great is the book “In the Heart of the Sea” describing the ordeal of the Essex, and “Jonah Man” which fictionalizes the life of the captain.
posted by Diana on 2-19-2009 at 4:48 pm
This may be well-known, but as no one has thus far commented on it, I will. Alferd Packer’s life was dramatized in musical form by Matt Stone and Trey Parker (the guys who made South Park) in a movie called “Cannibal: the Musical.”
It is both hilarious and difficult to find.
posted by Bryan on 2-19-2009 at 4:55 pm
Al Packer also inspired the C.W. McCall song “Comin’ Back for More.”
posted by Barbara on 2-19-2009 at 5:14 pm
Seconding the recommendation of “In The Heart of the Sea” as a great book. Owen Coffin was the nephew of the captain, who also had to partake when the time came for eating him. Unsurprisingly, his sister was not happy when he came back home.
posted by Hailey on 2-19-2009 at 5:19 pm
@Bryan: The first thing I thought of when I saw the article title was I wonder if they’ll mention Cannibal! The Musical.
This movie is not hard to find as long as you know where to look. I’d bet this movie is even on amazon.com by now. If not you can definitely get it from the TROMA website.
posted by Nick on 2-19-2009 at 5:39 pm
I had a batty History of Anthropology teacher who swears that no person has ever eaten antother person. No matter how many examples we gave her, she was sure it didn’t happen – even though we told her about the man in Germany who filmed himself eating his victim (the victim ate some of himself too…intentionally. Weird fetish.)
She was insane.
posted by Leah on 2-19-2009 at 5:56 pm
@kate – I didn’t even think about that. That’s too funny. I apologize if I ruined your lunch :) My pregnant friend e-mailed this afternoon and said, “Dude, you know I read your Quick 10 when I’m eating my afternoon snack right?” Heh.
posted by Stacy Conradt on 2-19-2009 at 7:57 pm
The Fore people of Papua New Guinea would eat the brains of the deceased as a funeral rite to transfer the life force. This was a major means of transmitting the prion that causes Kuru – aka Mad Human Disease.
And I’ll third the recommendation of Cannibal: The Musical.
I know far too much about cannibalism.
posted by Diana on 2-19-2009 at 9:09 pm
You sort of forgot Ed gein. He admitted to eating some of the body parts that he dug up. You also forgot Jeffrey Dahmer. He routinely ate parts of his lovers/victims. One of the joke around here was that when his mother told him she didn’t like his friends, Dahmer told her to leave them on her plate.
posted by Shawn on 2-19-2009 at 10:25 pm
My father saw/heard one of the players (probably the guy that wrote the book) from the “Alive” story speak in a a seminar a few years ago. Aside from being an incredible story of people facing incredible odds, I was struck by the following:
One of the men who hiked down the mountain and found the cow and eventually its owner, set that farmer up for life, providing him, his children, and now grandchildren with college educations, a mansion to live in, and basically anything else they could want or need.
Granted, most of us would probably do the same for anyone who rescued us from such trying circumstances, but it’s a nice story and the book is fabulous. I highly recommend.
posted by taylor on 2-19-2009 at 11:57 pm
What about Armin Miewes, the German who posted online ads in search of a victim willing to be killed and eaten? He actually got a volunteer, who was subsequently butchered.
posted by Annie on 2-20-2009 at 3:26 pm
Yes, you can get Cannibal the Musical from Amazon…..just bought it a couple weeks ago.
I highly reccommend.
posted by Ash on 2-20-2009 at 5:43 pm
What about Gormagon??? Sure he was fake, but a silver skeleton with the bones slowly being replaced with real bones… thats just awesome.
posted by Sealie on 3-6-2009 at 10:09 pm