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Until the International Maritime Organization signed a treaty in 1990 banning the dumping of plastics by cruise ships into the ocean, hitting golf balls off the back deck was as synonymous with onboard entertainment as shuffleboard and skeet shooting. An inventor in California spent the next two years developing fish-friendly, water-soluble golf balls, but the cruise industry never took to the idea. While deck-based driving ranges remain a thing of the past, modern cruise passengers aren’t exactly lacking for things to do. Here’s a sampling of some of the more interesting offerings.

The unrivaled fun of driving balls into the world’s largest natural water hazards may be gone for good, but there are several other ways for golf enthusiasts to enjoy their time at sea. In addition to golf nets and driving mats, many cruises now offer high-tech simulators that enable users to play virtual rounds at some of the world’s most famous courses, and in a fraction of the time. Using real balls and clubs, plastic grass, and a video screen, simulators combine the feel of hitting a bucket of balls at the driving range with the thrill of teeing off in a PGA tournament. For the kids and more casual golfers, several ships now feature miniature golf courses and putting greens.

One of the most unique onboard activities is surfing at the FlowRider surf park, which is featured on several of Royal Caribbean’s ships. The 32-foot by 40-foot FlowRider pool uses constant water flow to generate waves for passengers to surf or body board. Other ships offer kid-friendly water parks with slides, including Royal Caribbean’s H2O Zone.

Norwegian Cruise Line rolled out the first 10-pin bowling alley at sea in 2007 with the launch of the Norwegian Pearl. The alley is the centerpiece of Bliss, the ship’s full-deck sports bar and nightclub. In addition to four bowling lanes, Bliss features foosball and air hockey tables, and multiple flat screen televisions. Passengers would be wise to avoid any of the staterooms near the bowling alley, and as for the concern that bowling balls won’t roll perfectly true on a moving ship, consider these words of wisdom from the testimonials page at bowlingatsea.com: “You could always balance out whatever roll the waves cause with an extra martini!”

It’s not exactly scaling a cliff in the Grand Canyon, but the rock-climbing walls that have become standard features on Royal Caribbean ships provide exhilarating views and a good way to work off that pizza from the midnight buffet. The grips on some of the walls, which debuted in 1999, are color coded by degree of difficulty, but a rocking ship is enough to make even the easiest route to 200 feet above sea level a challenge.

Royal Caribbean debuted the first permanent ice rink at sea when Voyager launched in 1999, and passengers can now practice triple-axels on several of the cruise line’s ships. The rinks are typically open to passengers during the day and are used to host shows featuring experienced skaters at night.

It used to be that kids who wanted to join the circus ran away from home. Now they can go on a cruise. P&O Cruises unveiled the Cirque Ventura circus-training school on its Ventura vessel in 2008. For a small fee, passengers can bounce around on trampolines on the ship’s highest deck, all under the supervision of trained acrobats. In addition to bungee trampolining, the Cirque Ventura offers workshops and instruction in tight-rope walking, clowning, break-dancing, juggling, stilt-walking, and the flying trapeze.

It’s probably only a matter of time before live thoroughbred racing takes place on a cruise ship. Until then, passengers looking to satisfy their gambling itch outside of the ship’s casino or bingo room will continue to empty their wallets to wager on cardboard cutouts of horses that move according to the roll of the dice. There are countless variations of this classic horse racing game, but most ships that feature the game will sell or auction off the horses at the end of the week. Passengers who purchase a horse often decorate and name their cutout before watching it compete against the rest of the field for a large payout.

One of the main attractions on Royal Caribbean’s Oasis of the Seas, which will launch later this year, is Central Park. Spanning the length of a football field, the park will be surrounded by 300 staterooms and feature tropical grounds, seasonal flower gardens, and canopy trees. The enormous, 16-deck ship will also feature a zip-line cable and a full-size carousel.

As competing cruise lines continue to roll out new and exciting onboard activities to lure travelers, it’s fun to speculate what the next gee-whiz attraction will be. Roller coasters? Bobsled courses? Soccer fields? One recent addition to several ships is the Nintendo Wii. Norwegian Cruise Line added large screens and Wii consoles to its ships, while passengers on some Princess Cruise Line ships can enter Wii Fit competitions. The competitions are shown on giant poolside screens, which are also used to screen movies under the stars.
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YAY! I am going to drop 6 grand on 9 activities I can do ANY DAY OF THE YEAR. And if one person on that cruise ship gets sick, everyone on that cruise ship also gets sick.
I’ll be staying home.
posted by Ian on 3-4-2009 at 2:03 pm
Wow Ian. Where did that negativity come from. I took my family of 4 on a seven day cruise for $1200. Had a $300 on-board credit and visited 3 different islands. When I got off the boat, I only had a charge of $150 and we did all kinds of things mentioned!
Nobody got sick and we all had a blast! Traveling hotel room and we got to visit three new locations! We had a built in babysitter so the adults could go out, came back to our room for different surprises each night, ate well, etc. Cruises can be a bargain and fun.
posted by Karen on 3-4-2009 at 4:55 pm
I also had tons of fun on my Adriatic/Mediterranean Cruise last summer. We only spent $700 a person and went to countries I never could have dreamed of (like Turkey and Croatia). I loved every day of it. Every day went like this: eat, visit the day’s country, eat, nap, eat and play, eat, bed. ;O)
posted by Tricia on 3-5-2009 at 10:34 am
Rock climbing totally ROCKS! We went on a cruise last year and I was introduced to rock climbing and now I am hooked!
RT
posted by Josh Right on 3-5-2009 at 9:55 pm
OK, so does anyone else think of “The Fifth Element” regarding number 8? Fhloston Paradise.
posted by Rachael Kras on 3-5-2009 at 9:55 pm
Are there faith based activities on any of these cruise lines?
posted by Celia on 3-6-2009 at 12:50 am
I remember when cruise ships only had table tennis. That was some 40 years ago. Of course, in those day, there wasn’t really anywhere fun you could really go. Not to mention, the cruise ships weren’t all that big. Reminds me of my time spent in the navy during the Korean War (it was a war you damn hippies). Spend a few months on a destroyer and everything else seems so insignificant. Strap some 20mm AAs on there! That’d be a hoot.
posted by Jonah on 3-6-2009 at 12:54 am
I’ve always wondered, what cruise ships were for. Now I know, and here it is in a nutshell. You go to the mall, but the mall is in the water. You go into the mall. The mall leaves, and you can’it go back home, you are given a room.. You are told must wait till the mall returns in seven days for you to go home. In the meantime you can kill time by doing stuff you can do at home, unless it’s winter and you live in the frozen north.
posted by MIke on 3-6-2009 at 12:56 pm
I love the 10 athletic recommendations. I was recently on a 17 day repositioning cruise and my husband, Justin and I (both mid-20s) started to search for some of the athletic options. We have been backpacking to various countries around the world for the past 6 months and wanted to try out a new form of transportation. We had no idea we would start to feel a bit flabby and in need of major athletic activities. Feel free to read A Backpackers Guide to Cruise Ships on http://www.nomadbackpackers.com Justin had some fun writing it. And thanks for the ideas…they could come in handy if we get stuck at sea for a few weeks again.
posted by Natalie on 4-15-2009 at 6:00 pm
First off, I have to say that I LOVE cruise ships.
I spent over 12 years working on them as a Scuba Instructor,
Shore Excursion Manager and an IT Officer.
For 2 years I also worked shoreside in Miami as a database IT guy.
During my years on ships, I have to stay that many things happened
and that life is definately stranger than fiction on cruise ships.
Many people have asked me to share the stories I have collected over
the years, so I am complying with their request.
My site is: http://www.cruiseshipstories.com
If you had any stories of your own to add, please
send them to me and I will be happy to add them.
Sean B. Halliday
http://www.cruiseshipstories.com
posted by Sean B. Halliday on 8-19-2009 at 1:53 pm