On Friday, Jonny attempted to spam this post and this one, both from October. Then, he went all the way back into the archives and tried to leave his mark here, here, and here. And I get the feeling he’s not done yet.

Folks, this guy means business. Tomorrow, we begin the anti-spam campaign in earnest. I told you not to throw out those Rambo scarves — looks like you’d better spend this weekend figuring out how to to tie them on. Luckily, Hermes has a great resource for that: click here and then download “playtime with your scarf.” Report for further instruction on Tuesday.