Miss Cellania
The Weird Week in Review
by Miss Cellania - April 24, 2009 - 9:14 AM
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Stranger in the Garage

Homeowner Don Bain of Spokane, Washington says there’s a woman living in his garage who he doesn’t know, and he wants her out. Bain had granted permission for his stepson to live in the garage three months ago.

“He moved different people in, he had as high as eight people in here at different times and we told him no you stay there and no one else,” Bain said.

A confrontation led to the stepson being jailed, but one woman continues to live in the garage. Police say they can’t remove her because she had permission from the stepson to stay there. The woman doesn’t pay rent or contribute to utilities. Bain has served her with an eviction notice.

Senior Prank Puts Furniture on Roofs

150_prank.jpgWednesday morning, students and staff at Cypress Creek High School in Orlando, Florida arrived to find classroom furniture on the roofs of the school’s buildings! Over a hundred desks and chairs were arranged on top of several portable buildings used for classes. Dozens of students may have been involved in the senior prank; thirteen have been disciplined. The furniture was removed from the roofs by 9:30 AM.

Pregnant Woman Hit by Car While Running from Bear

26-year-old Ashley Swendsen encountered a female black bear while hiking near Colorado Springs. The bear followed Swendsen, who is five months pregnant, and began chasing her when the woman started running. The bear got within ten feet of Swendsen when she reached Vincent Road. That’s when an elderly woman struck Swendsen with her car! The mother-to-be was not seriously injured, but was taken to a hospital to be checked out. The driver left the scene before police arrived. Department of Wildlife officials found the bear, tranquilized it by dart gun, and later killed it.

Fluorescent Puppies

150puppy.jpgThe world’s first transgenic dogs are a litter of four cloned beagles that glow red under ultraviolet light. A gene produced by sea anemones is responsible. The puppies were cloned by a team led by scientists at Seoul National University in South Korea. They used a virus to infect canine fibroblast cells with the glowing gene, then cloned cells to produce 344 embryos implanted into 20 dogs, producing seven pregnancies.

Saved by the Bra

An unnamed 57-year-old woman in Detroit owes her life to her bra. She witnessed a group of men breaking into a neighbor’s house Tuesday morning. When they saw her, one of the men fired a shot at her. The bullet was deflected by the underwire in her bra! She was taken to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries. The suspects fled and were not apprehended at the time.

84-year-old Beats Up Muggers

150ted.jpgTed Mazetier of Tacoma, Washington stopped to help what appeared to be stranded motorists Wednesday night. The two men jumped on Mazetier and punched him in the face. Mazetier, a World War II veteran and former prison guard, fought back. He kicked both men, one in the groin, the other in the belly. The two fled as soon as they could. A witness came to the 84-year-old man’s aid and gave a description of the suspects to police. The two men were arrested and Mazetier is recovering from a black eye.

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Comments (8)
  1. Talk about a rough day! Chased by a bear… struck by a car… yep, all in a day’s work.

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  2. Guess I am toast if someone ever shoots at me because I don’t wear underwire, haha.

  3. I don’t think Ted… I mean Mr. Maetzler should have to pay any taxes. It sounds like he’s eligible for the “Total Bad@ss” exemption.

  4. Why so many exclamation points! You sound like my mom writing an email!

  5. Six stories, 35 sentences, three exclamation points. Is that too many?

  6. I agree with TBV!

  7. I don’t think it’s too many, Miss Cellania. People sure can be weird and picky… :-P

  8. Tuesday (4-21-09) saw the passing of my furry little friend, Angel, my sweet kitten, whose 20th birthday would have been in June.

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