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Mario Marsicano
The Late Movies: Star Wars
by Mario Marsicano - May 4, 2009 - 8:00 PM

We’re trying something new this week. Every night at 8:00pm, I’ll post a few short videos that all have a connection to something that happened that day. The videos could be about politics, pop culture, sports, or any other topical subject. To start, let’s pay tribute to the fact that today was Star Wars day. You know…May the 4th be with you? Look, I didn’t invent it, I’m just reporting it. So let’s have some fun with it…

(Note: To the Star Wars/Lost fans out there…was Hurley right? Does everyone hate Ewoks?)

We’ll start with the original Star Wars Parody video…Hardware Wars.

Next, we’ll take a trip to Empire Market to visit Darth’s younger brother, Chad.

A quick call to Robot Chicken’s Palpatine. (who happens to be responsible for one of my favorite quotes of all time).

The very first Lego Star Wars video.

And two of the original audition videos. Kurt Russell and Robby Benson read for Han and Luke.

See you back here tomorrow night at 8:00pm Eastern Time for another installment.

Comments (11)
  1. I’m trying to waste time at work but I have no sound…

    ReCaptcha: pacing interest

  2. YES for chad vadar. I shop there!

  3. I love how Robot Chicken has given new personalities to Palpatine and Boba Fett.
    What is the quote you referred to?

  4. Yes, Star Wars fans hate Ewoks. Less so since Jar Jar Binks came along.

    http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/7597

  5. The quote I love: What the hell is an aluminum falcon? Cracks me up, every time!

  6. I thank you so much for this collection. Aluminum Falcon has to be the quote you’re referring to. Hardware Wars was very cool when it first came out in the filmpunk scene, and still amazes. The audition tapes are great, too. Thanks!

  7. Even Darth Vader loves Ewoks! They’re so cute and furry!

  8. C’mon, they couldn’t take over the Endor base without the Ewoks!

    I love when they think C3PO is a God.

  9. Sorry vege and Kiki, but we all hate the Ewoks. In the words of Dante from Clerks about why Empire was better than Jedi “All Jedi had was a bunch of muppets.”

    Probably a copyright thing (NBC protects SNL quite a bit) but when they released the real auditions, SNL did humorous auditions.
    -Burt Reynolds (Norm MacDonald) asking what kind of car does this guy drive (so he could get into character as Vader).
    -Christopher Walken as Han Solo “You’ve never heard….of the Millenium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run…in less than 12 parsecs.”
    -Or Richard Dreyfus as C3-P0.

    Love Chad Vader!

  10. I’m not sure what line Mario was referring to, but the one that about put me on the floor was “You got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite!?”

    Oh man that is good stuff.

  11. Thanks for posting this. The aluminum falcon quote is the best. Made my day!

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