Comments on: The Late Movies: Star Wars

By: Gina

Gina — Fri, 08 May 2009 02:44:00 +0000

Thanks for posting this. The aluminum falcon quote is the best. Made my day!

By: Zach

Zach — Tue, 05 May 2009 20:35:00 +0000

I’m not sure what line Mario was referring to, but the one that about put me on the floor was “You got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite!?”

Oh man that is good stuff.

By: Jonny

Jonny — Tue, 05 May 2009 19:08:00 +0000

Sorry vege and Kiki, but we all hate the Ewoks. In the words of Dante from Clerks about why Empire was better than Jedi “All Jedi had was a bunch of muppets.”

Probably a copyright thing (NBC protects SNL quite a bit) but when they released the real auditions, SNL did humorous auditions.
-Burt Reynolds (Norm MacDonald) asking what kind of car does this guy drive (so he could get into character as Vader).
-Christopher Walken as Han Solo “You’ve never heard….of the Millenium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run…in less than 12 parsecs.”
-Or Richard Dreyfus as C3-P0.

Love Chad Vader!

By: vegebrarian

vegebrarian — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:00:00 +0000

C’mon, they couldn’t take over the Endor base without the Ewoks!

I love when they think C3PO is a God.

By: Miss Kiki

Miss Kiki — Tue, 05 May 2009 06:10:00 +0000

Even Darth Vader loves Ewoks! They’re so cute and furry!

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Tue, 05 May 2009 03:33:00 +0000

I thank you so much for this collection. Aluminum Falcon has to be the quote you’re referring to. Hardware Wars was very cool when it first came out in the filmpunk scene, and still amazes. The audition tapes are great, too. Thanks!

By: Jellio

Jellio — Tue, 05 May 2009 03:00:00 +0000

The quote I love: What the hell is an aluminum falcon? Cracks me up, every time!

By: Miss Cellania

Miss Cellania — Tue, 05 May 2009 01:52:00 +0000

Yes, Star Wars fans hate Ewoks. Less so since Jar Jar Binks came along.

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/7597

By: amanda

amanda — Tue, 05 May 2009 01:24:00 +0000

YES for chad vadar. I shop there!

By: Zach

Zach — Tue, 05 May 2009 01:24:00 +0000

I love how Robot Chicken has given new personalities to Palpatine and Boba Fett.
What is the quote you referred to?