Comments on: Who’s Jonny? Well, I think his last name is “Lee.”

By: Frank

Frank — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 19:32:36 +0000

Well what have you done, Jonny has attacked me as well and I was looking for revenge online

By: The Irish Gangster

The Irish Gangster — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 17:23:40 +0000

Obviously Johnny is a 6 year old boy trapped in an unattractive Trekkie man body (no offense to the Trekkies out there).

I would vote you call him. I mean, realistically, he’s probably been emailed several times and isn’t getting to all of it. If you call him ANYTIME, he’ll be bound to answer. Well, you’d think he would as he posted the number… or is it the number to his grandma’s house and when you call at 2am she’s going to go pull Johnny out of bed by his ear?

By: Susan

Susan — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:46:38 +0000

I’m with Jordan and Boz – PRANK HIM!!! How else will he learn?

Did you do a reverse look-up on his phone number to get his street address? Lots of free and embarrasing information can be sent to his mailbox – both mailboxes.

With the advent of tracable email and caller ID, pranking has to be much more devious than it used to be, but I have complete faith in you and the readers that we can come up with something befitting this nematode!

P.S. I just looked up nematode and have learned my new word for the day. See how Jonny made me smarter? HA!

By: Boz

Boz — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:24:10 +0000

I’m with Jordan – post his info and let the readers have a go at him. I’m sure many of us are quite devious (deviant?) souls. Hehehe

By: Ransom

Ransom — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:38:47 +0000

Admirable work! You’ve put to rest my creeping suspicion that spammers are actually an army of robots intent on one day taking over the world and enslaving us, Judgement-Day-style. Rather, they are simple nematodes with poos of noses and wee for hair, just like us.

By: Jordan

Jordan — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 00:16:52 +0000

I think simply calling him out would be a waste of the effort you put into finding him. If he isn’t a mentalfloss reader, he doesn’t know you know. Which means you can prank him. Or take some other elaborate, poetically justified revenge.

For example, get him subscriptions to fetish magazines, sign him up for services, junk mail catalogs, etc.

Or just post his email and home address and let your readers figure something out.

By: Alan

Alan — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:22:30 +0000

Methinks you may be benefitting the nimrod more than you intend (and much to his delight) the more you talk and post about him, n’est-ce pas?

By: Sheldon Siegel

Sheldon Siegel — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:07:39 +0000

Couldn’t we just send him to Michael J. Fox as a stem cell donor?

By: Jarred Hanson

Jarred Hanson — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:01:24 +0000

Call that filthy wanker! Go for the kill!

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:19:29 +0000

What a nematode. Call him! I’m ashamed to share my name with him and his poor cat! He’s the pinnAcle of irritation and poorly made up words.