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Sandy Wood
Brain Game: Forty-Fives
by Sandy Wood - May 14, 2009 - 7:30 AM

THE ANSWER:

TWO; one on each side.

Neither the length of a record nor its playing speed has any effect on the number of grooves. With rare exception, vinyl records have one groove per side.

Comments (14)
  1. Wow, that takes me back – my Grade 5 teacher asked the class that question in 1957. And then used it as a start to a science lesson.

  2. Dang, that totally got me. Good one.

  3. Ugh. I guess I’m too young for this game. I grew up buying cassettes, only knowing my parents had records but never really familiarizing myself with them. I was assuming 1 revolution per groove, and I did all the math, but I guess technically it’s one groove since it does not end (and therefore can continue to spin).

  4. Oh… kinda got me.

    I was thinking that there would be the same number of grooves on each side, regardless of length, but not thinking that it was one long continuous groove.

  5. Started down the complicated math road for a moment, then came to my senses. Looks like my college DJ years finally paid off!

  6. You’re exactly right, Bri… but hey, the math exercise didn’t hurt ya.

  7. ahh, tricky one maze, i stepped full on the trap¡

  8. Wouldn’t the answer be 2? One on each side of the record?

  9. Early pressings of Monty Python: Matching Tie and Hankerchief had three grooves.

  10. But I suspect “Matching Tie and Handkerchief” was not a 45… I suspect it was an LP.

  11. Yep, Nevin, that’s one of those “rare exceptions” I mention in the answer. Likewise, there are some one-sided records (not really one-sided, but with grooves etched on only one side). Some other oddities (usually business-related or educational recordings) have multiple grooves on a side… but it is rare.

  12. I have one of those rare exceptions, and it had multiple grooves for a really cool reason (or at least I think it’s pretty cool)–it was for a game.

    It was a baseball game, and Mel Allen supplied the voice. Whoever was “batting” had to move the needle above the record and place it down, and good ‘ol Mel would make the call for the “play” that just took place on the field.

    Of course, regular baseball rules followed, three outs per side, nine innings per game…

  13. Another special case was the miniature disk that they used inside of old talking dolls, like Mattell’s Chatty Cathy. It was only grooved on one side, but it had 8 or 9 separate, nested spirals that were exactly parallel to each other. When you pulled the string, the needle would randomly catch and play only one of the grooves. Because the mecahnism had to be small and rugged, each little speech was only 4 or 5 seconds long, but it still seemed pretty magic at the time. “Can you come out and play?”
    With modern technology and a flash memory chip, you could now have a doll that is capable of reciting a whole bookful of speech.

  14. I have one of those exceptions, too. The first pressing of Monty Python’s “Matching Tie and Handkerchief” was a three-sided record. It was too fragile to play, but it was amusing.

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