Mario Marsicano
10 Great American Animal Races
by Mario Marsicano - May 15, 2009 - 11:37 AM

Growing up in upstate New York, my dad and I would go to the Saratoga Races every August. There’s nothing like watching your horse come around the final turn, battling for the lead. So events like this weekend’s Preakness Stakes always bring back some very cool memories.

But horses aren’t the only animals with a racing tradition. Here are ten examples.

1. Calaveras County Jumping Frogs

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These high-jumping amphibians, made famous by Mark Twain, are actually battling it out right now. The Calaveras County Fair & Jumping Frog Jubilee began on Thursday. If you hurry, you may still be able to get a bet in.

2. Ostrich Festival Races (Chandler, Arizona)

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Did you know Ostriches can exceed speeds of 40 miles per hour? The good folks of Chandler, Arizona, do. I’d love to see this one, just to see what kind of wacky jockey decides to sit on an Ostrich. I’m thinking there may be alcohol involved.

3. Armadillo Races (Edgewood, Texas)

Imagine little round knights in not-so-shiny armor, racing around a dirt track. Sounds kinda cute. Although I’ve read they grow to 2 1/2 feet. That’s considerably less cute. Armadillo racing became popular in Texas in the 1970s, and the Armadillo World Headquarters is in Austin. (You heard me…the Armadillo World Headquarters.) Guess they’re mighty proud of their armored mammals down in Texas.

4. Camel Races (Virginia City, Nevada)

You wouldn’t think there would be camel races in the United States. Then again, we do have a big desert, so why not? The Virginia City Camel Races are a nostalgic reminder of the Comstock Lode, the first large discovery of silver ore in the U.S., when I suppose they used Camels to transport the silver. According to the official website, they also race ostriches and emus, because that’s how they roll in Nevada.

5. Cockroach Races (Davenport, Iowa)

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This is one of the slimier races I’ve come across. The annual cockroach races are held by the entomology club at Iowa State University. And if you’ve ever hung out with the members of the Iowa State Entomology Club, you know this is one rockin’ event. They also put on something called the Insect Horror Film Festival, which features gourmet insect tastings. Who says there’s nothing to do in Iowa in October?

6. Lizard Races (Lovington, New Mexico)

How do you celebrate the 4th of July, with fireworks? How last season. The folks in Lovington, New Mexico, like a few lizard races with their barbeque. The Chaparral Park speedway is apparently the world’s premiere mini-reptile racetrack (Go USA!). And there’s a colorful history to the event, as well.

At the inaugural race in 1976, the lizards, frightened by the big crowds and flashbulbs, apparently started to eat each other (you can’t make this stuff up).

Modifications to the track and crowd placement have decreased the reptile carnage in recent years. But there’s always a chance one of the little guys will go all Godzilla on the competition.

7. Wiener Dog Races (Buda, Texas)

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Who doesn’t love wiener dogs? Not only do they look great dressed up for Halloween, but you can also make a little extra cash with them at the track. Head down to Buda, Texas, in April, and you’ll enjoy the annual wiener dog race (and parade!), as well as the yearly chili cookoff.

8. Lobster Races (Aiken, South Carolina)

You would think an annual lobster race would be held in Maine, but the city of Aiken, South Carolina, has been racin’ crustaceans – that’s right, the Aiken racin’ crustaceans – since 1985 as a spoof of the Kentucky Derby. This year’s race, which just happened a couple weeks ago, drew close to 10,000 fans.

9. 4th of July Celebration & Porcupine Race (Council, Idaho)

Squeeze this one in between visits to the Potato Museum and Philo Farnsworth’s home. The race is held each year for charity, but I’m sure a few dollars need to be taken out for bandaids, just in case any participants make their way into the crowd.

10. Great Alaskan Pig Races

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And we end our collection of Great American Animal Races in the 49th state. Why race pigs in Alaska, you ask? If you had to pick something other than dog sled teams, you’d think moose, or elk. Something that represents the state, right? At least, I did. But Alaskans appear to prefer pigs. They’re quick little guys, too. And in these races, there are hurdles. I may need to find a Vegas sports book that takes pork action.

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Comments (19)
  1. I have actually been to the Ostrich Races. I had a friend who lived near there and he dragged me to it. We have some great pics of us with an ostrich.

  2. Growing up in Delaware I remember attending pig races in Milford every year. They called it ‘Run-a-muck’.

    Yeah, Milford Delware is a hot party town.

  3. I’m from Wisconsin and in some of the northern parts of the state, people race catfish.

  4. The Armadillo World Headquarters is in Austin not Auston.

    I live here and we do love our armadillos. In fact, my dad’s school mascot was an armadillo- San Saba High School ‘Dillos!

  5. There are also wiener dog races in Milwaukee, WI at GermanFest every summer. This year, it’s the weekend of July 24-26.

    We tried to see them last year, but it was extremely crowded. We did get to see some of the costumes, though.

  6. Mario – My dad is from Fort Edward so I used to go to Saratoga every year too. I can’t tell you how many of those umbrellas my family has amassed from years of Give Away Days. To this day, if my dad feels like the house needs some livening up, he’ll spontaneously yell “AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!”

  7. There are also dachshund races in Fort Wayne, IN during German Fest. My girl friend and I have entered our dachshund in it this year. We are hoping our little hyperactive dachshund will win big.

  8. yeah, i think the dachshund races are all over the country, not just in Texas.

  9. Jessica, we had a bunch of those umbrellas, t-shirt and caps, also. And your dad sounds like a very cool guy.

    Lightlylilly, sorry about the Austin, typo. Was rushing to get this posted early.

  10. I saw that picture on the homepage and thought, “Gee, that looks like the pig races at the Alaska State Fair.” Lo and behold… It’s actually quite exciting to watch and is very popular.

  11. Deming, NM is home to the Great American Duck Race in August. No floating rubber duckies–these ducks RUN down a track.

  12. In baltimore before the Preakness there is a Crab Race

  13. witty, I grew up in DE, too. Now I live in Baltimore. It’s better here. We get Preakness. :)

  14. I grew up in Calaveras County. Our HS mascot was the bullfrog – we used to ribbit and croak at pep rallies. The Frog Jump is the highlight of the year up there – it’s your regular county fair with 4-H projects and badly constructed rides, but with the added bonus of frog jumping. I haven’t been back since I graduated from high school in ’88, but I hear it’s still a rockin’ good time.

  15. Iowa State University is not in Davenport, Iowa. It is in Ames, Iowa.

  16. My mistake…it looks like there are cockroach races at Iowa State University in Ames, and also at the Iowa State library in Davenport. I thought they were the same races…who knew?

  17. There are pig races every year at the North Carolina State Fair as well. I remember we used to make a point to go watch at least for a little while every year we were there.

    What are they racing for you ask?

    Oreo cookies! That’s the treat at the end of the track.

  18. don’t forget about the races featuring monkeys jockeying dogs that be can found in various places around the country!

  19. Banner Elk, NC hosts the Wooly Worm Festival each year, featuring wooly worm caterpillar races.

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