How could you forget about the best fact about Jasper Johns? He was a guest voice on the Simpsons . . . I forget the title of the episode, but it was the one where Homer became an “Outsider” artist.

When Homer made the observation that artists love free food, he pointed to Jasper Johns stealing sandwiches. In reply, the artist uttered the immortal line, “Squeal on me and I’ll kill you”. The episode contains other instances of stealing by the artist, including gallery light bulbs, Marge’s painting, and a motorboat (“So long, suckers!”). Brilliant.