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For many fans, the promise of a great game is plenty of enticement for a pilgrimage to see their local Major League Baseball team play. Others are a bit choosier and need to be lured in with promotions and special events. If you fall into the latter camp, here are some offbeat celebrations and giveaways that might just have you hitting up StubHub and heading to the park this summer:
Some teams like to use the prospect of meeting franchise stars to bring fans to the park. The Atlanta Braves have a pretty nice slate of alumni coming back for appearances, including Dale Murphy. There’s also the legendary Arnold Umbach. You know, the Arnold Umbach! Who? Exactly. Umbach, a right-handed reliever, put up a nice 3.12 ERA over the course of his Braves career, but said career probably isn’t fresh in even die-hard fans’ minds. Umbach only pitched 49 innings over the course of his entire MLB career; he tossed 8 1/3 innings in 1964 for the Milwaukee Braves, didn’t play in the Majors in 1965, and then went 40 2/3 innings in 1966 for Atlanta. And that’s it. So why is he the featured alumni draw at a Braves game? Good question. Head to Turner Field on June 7 and ask him yourself.

Longtime Philadelphia Phillies centerfielder Garry Maddox was a magician with the leather; he won eight Gold Gloves over the course of his career and helped bring a World Series title to Philly in 1980. He’s also a man who enjoys his barbecue. On August 8, he’ll be hosting the eighth installment of the Garry Maddox Barbecue Challenge at Citizens Bank Park. Get hungry for an event in which restaurants and pitmasters try to outdo each other in the smoked meat department, and fans get to scarf down the cooks’ tasty wares. [Image courtesy of BlindPigBBQ.net.]
Go to the Coliseum for the Oakland Athletics’ game on Monday June 22nd, and you can leave with a Big Mac replica. This one should dovetail nicely with Syringe Night and “We’re Not Here To Talk About the Past” Night.
The A’s aren’t the only team that’s honoring the 20th anniversary of the Bay Area Oakland-San Francisco World Series tilt. The Giants are hosting a reunion during their June 13 game against Oakland. The conversation at this one is bound to be worth the price of admission; “Hey, remember when we got swept in the World Series and a giant, deadly earthquake struck the area and delayed the whole thing by 10 days? Ah, precious memories…”
Ladies, have you ever tried to get a group of girlfriends together for a game, only to be shot down because there wouldn’t be enough wine at the festivities? The Minnesota Twins have heard your cries, and they’re here to help. For just $47 you can buy special ladies-only tickets that include a pregame wine tasting, a gift bag, and “Pamper Yourself” stations.
Sick of going to Milwaukee Brewers games and not having a fellow needle artist sitting in your section? Well, just wait for the Brew Crew’s July 29 game against the Nationals. On this night, the Needle Arts Association and the team are reserving over a thousand outfield loge box seats especially for folks who know their way around a thimble so top sewers can mingle, meet shop owners, and attend teaching sessions. Can’t make it to Milwaukee? There’s a good chance your home team is having a Stitch ‘n’ Pitch Night of its own.
When the only thing lower than your squad’s payroll is your attendance figures, you’ve got to do whatever you can to pack some folks in. Credit the Florida Marlins for being promotion-crazy to fill the seats. While you’ve already missed last Friday’s Lawyer Appreciation Night, if you hurry, you can still get seats for CPA Appreciation Night on June 7th. This will be like a second Tax Day for everyone’s favorite number crunchers.
This exciting (if unintentional) twist on a ballgame will be available at every game between now and the end of the season at the new Yankee Stadium.
Most teams are pretty shameless about reminding you to fill out an All-Star ballot for the hometown guys when you’re at the park. The Chicago White Sox have taken things to a whole new level, though. The team’s website is currently offering a deal where in exchange for filling out an online ballot, they’ll email you discount codes for $5 or $10 off tickets to several September games. Is this ploy ridiculous? Oh, yes, but when your starting second baseman has a whopping .642 OPS like Alexei Ramirez does, it’s not like anyone’s going vote for him on his own merits.

Don’t want to leave your pooch at home when you head to the ballpark? If you’re a Blue Jays fan, you won’t have to make that decision on July 26th, when the team hosts Dog Day.
This event likely takes the cake for funniest disclaimer or warning for an MLB promotion; the team’s site includes the following in bold type: “Do not bring a female dog in heat.”
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Aahhhh, looking forward to knitting at the San Diego Stitch and Pitch this year. Knitters represent!
posted by metimesten on 5-28-2009 at 2:55 pm
So the Twins think the best way to bring women to games is to offer booze, chocolate, pretty trinkets, and what I’m guessing is a neck rub. Any other woman a little insulted by that?
posted by janeeyre316 on 5-28-2009 at 3:23 pm
Forget the Majors, the Minors are the place to go for strange promotion nights. My favorite was a night watching the Indianapolis Indians (farm team for the Cincinnati Reds) several years ago on “Sheet Metal Night.” And the Charleston Riverdogs have sponsored “Vasectomy Night.”
posted by Steven on 5-28-2009 at 4:21 pm
I am a huge Phillies Phan and not only is Gary Maddox serious about his BBQ, but we have in the stadium Bull’s BBQ. It is Greg “the Bull” Luzinski’s (sp?) BBQ place and he is there everynight to sign autographs for the phans.
Also, I remember seeing Knitting Night last year. But I’m not a knitter so I didn’t get tickets for that game.
And to janeeyre316: No, I’m not offended!
posted by Mavis on 5-28-2009 at 4:37 pm
The Stitch and Pitch website has about 20 dates (so far!) posted for games all over the the country…there are also Sticks and Stitches events for the knitterly hockey fans out there. =)
posted by knittinandnoodlin on 5-28-2009 at 4:46 pm
In San Diego we have a Stich N’ Pitch and a “Dog Days of Summer” where you can take your dog to the game.
Good times
posted by Troy Lee Wells on 5-28-2009 at 6:03 pm
Lol at #8. Sad but true.
posted by Liz on 5-28-2009 at 7:06 pm
What, no love for the Seattle Mariners’ I Can Has Cheesburger night?
Not too late to get tickets!
posted by Brammi on 5-29-2009 at 12:44 am
What about “Disco Demolition Night” in 1979 when everyone brought their disco records to the ballpark and they were exploded in centerfeild?
posted by Andrew on 5-29-2009 at 1:49 am
Ugh, I’m not insulted by the offers for the women’s night, but even those give-aways wouldn’t get me to a baseball game. Baseball is BORING!
posted by Dawn on 5-29-2009 at 4:04 am
#8 is perfect. Being from NY, there is no end to the stories and jokes about how little the Yankee brass are in touch with the regular-guy game goer. When you have the most expensive team, and I use the term ‘team’ loosely, you must forgo the attendance of games by fans. But that’s the joke – since Yankees fans scream how their team is the best and then can’t afford to go to a game and root them on.
posted by jeff on 5-29-2009 at 9:41 am
Once upon a time, the Charleston Riverdogs (Yankee Single-A affiliate) had a “Tanya Harding Night.” Tanya was there to greet the crowd, and the first 1,000 fans received one of those tiny wooden baseball bats. I love that.
(They also once set the record for lowest attendance with a crowd of zero (another ‘promotion’. Some brilliant promotions there…some…not so great).
posted by Kerry on 5-29-2009 at 10:23 am
Alexei Ramirez currently plays shortstop
posted by Antanas on 5-29-2009 at 11:57 pm
How about the Baltimore Orioles? If you vote the maximum number of times for the All Star Game, you get a free upper reserved ticket (non-Yankees/Red Sox, of course) for after the All Star break. Desperation indeed!
posted by Kevin on 6-8-2009 at 10:22 am