Comments on: Yesterday’s Book Winner/Today’s Contest

By: Alan

Alan — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:07:02 +0000

When they tried to assasinate Hitler with a bomb in a suitcase, almost everyone ded except for Hitler.

Now, if the assasin had only scooted the bomb a few more inches, so many things would have been prevented.

By: Sean O.

Sean O. — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:41:32 +0000

Scratch that, the 2nd Continental Congress. Still in Philly though.

By: Sean O.

Sean O. — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:36:16 +0000

Nico – The Declaration of Independence was signed by members of the First Continental Congress in Philadelphia, not DC. A cook out would no doubt be in order there as well.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:23:08 +0000

If Napolean had not surrendered and instead had won at Waterloo, there would be many, many, more French people throughout the world and Jerry Lewis would have been SO popular!

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:21:18 +0000

Listen my children and you shall hear
of the midnight ride of Kermit the Frog (on his bicycle) …the lovers, the dreamers and the red coats are coming!

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:19:31 +0000

Listen my children and you shall hear
of the midnight ride of Kermit the Frog on his bicycle.

By: Zack R

Zack R — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:46:29 +0000

Seriously folks…let’s do away with the Dark Ages. Embrace The technological advances of the more enlightened civilizations, be free of such deseases as cancer and AIDS, oh, and we’d all be serving on Star-Ships by the year 2000.

By: Nico

Nico — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:29:12 +0000

I definitely have to go with the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Having produced the document in the summertime, (DC being a particularly miserable locale during the summer), I think the founding fathers could’ve made the event much more memorable by concurrently holding a cook-out. I mean imagine, all the forefathers jamming to their favorite folk tunes of the era with their favorite ales in hand–what better way to rebel against the shackles of elitist English empirical society?

By: Mitchell

Mitchell — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:27:38 +0000

I think if the Battan Death March had been more like a Battan Death Conga Line, it would have been way different.

By: Lindy

Lindy — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:13:37 +0000

I think it would’ve been more interesting if during the “I have a dream” speech if MLK had hired a mime to act out the different parts of his speech. Perhaps more white folks would have listened and learned from a more theatrical presentation.