
A lot of readers seemed to enjoy last week’s look at the early roles of actors who went on to bigger and better things (and you guys came up with a lot of good ones on your own as well!) Your collective power of recall inspired me to so some further sleuthing through the archives; I hope you enjoy this second installment of big hair and bad fashions!
After Animal House became a bona fide box office hit, all three TV networks scrambled to get a frat-house sitcom on the air in 1979. ABC’s Delta House was the most “official” of the trio, having signed a few of the actors from the original film. Nevertheless it only lasted for 13 episodes. She’s not listed, but that’s Michelle Pfeiffer (in her very first role) smooching Otter during the opening credits.
Another ill-fated attempt at cashing in on a hit teen movie was 1990’s Ferris Bueller. It lasted only a few months, but remains slightly memorable as the launching pad for Jennifer Aniston, who, prior to having her deviated septum repaired, resembles a young Mayim Bialik. Interestingly enough, when Ferris Bueller was cancelled, it was replaced mid-season by Blossom, starring Mayim Bialik.
Jodie Foster was just seven years old when she appeared in this episode of Julia, but even at that tender age she reads her lines like a pro compared to fellow child actor Marc Copage (“Corey Baker”), who punctuates each! word! with! an! exclamation! point!
Fresh from Wichita, Kansas, meet Kirstie Alley, interior designer and Password Plus contestant. One year earlier Alley had appeared as a contestant on Match Game, where Dick Martin was one of the panelists. The Standards and Practices folks apparently weren’t as diligent back then.
Thanks to a booking mix-up, the members of the Partridge Family found themselves slated to perform at an inner-city Detroit club. Unfortunately, the club’s owners – played by Louis Gossett, Jr., and Richard Pryor – were expecting the Temptations. Keith Partridge saved the day by writing an “Afro-themed” song which was catchy enough to get the locals to open up their wallets and help save the struggling club.
In 1989 the producers of Who’s the Boss? slipped in an episode that served as a back-door pilot for a possible spin-off series about teen fashion models. Leah Remini starred as Charlie Briscoe, the street-wise n’er-do-well with sufficiently good bone structure to land her a spot at Michael Learned’s modeling agency. One of her fellow trainees was a girl named Emily Franklin, played by Vivica A. Fox. Living Dolls did get picked up as a series (with a then-unknown Halle Berry playing the role of Emily), but was cancelled after 12 episodes.
Look carefully at the group of Elvii in the last two minutes of this Golden Girls clip. The rhythmically impaired Elvis in the second row (behind the one with the guitar) is director Quentin Tarentino. Uh huh huh.
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My favorite quote from that Golden Girls episode was when Dorthey first looks at the pork chop in the case and says “Elvis would never leave that much meat on a bone”.
posted by Stacy on 7-22-2009 at 6:07 pm
Oh how I appreciate someone who provide Elvis with his grammatically correct Latin plural…
posted by Jennifer on 7-22-2009 at 9:01 pm
How about some memorable guest spots on the X-Files for Seth Green (Deep Throat), Lucy Liu (Blood Money), and Jack Black and Giovanni Rabisi in the same espisode (DPO)?
posted by Michael Romero on 7-23-2009 at 2:15 pm
How about Meg Ryan in season 1 of Charles in Charge?
posted by Karen on 7-23-2009 at 2:51 pm
Kirstie Alley appeared on Match Game about two years before she was on Password Plus.
Her story on Match Game was she was in LA on vacation, she was an interior designer from Kansas. You can see how things changed watching the clip above.
Like many people on LA based game shows over the years, they are all just unemployed actors/actresses looking for some face time.
posted by Wayne on 7-23-2009 at 3:10 pm
Does anyone remember Ryan Reynolds in a Nickelodeon show about 15-18 years ago called Fifteen? As soon as he hit it big, I recognized him as the annoying, horrible actor on that show. Nowadays, I think he’s pretty gorgeous.
posted by BMC on 7-23-2009 at 4:57 pm
Yes, I remember Ryan Reynolds from Fifteen and still think of him as that little twerp. First impressions must be really important to me because I can’t think of George Clooney as anything other than Booker on Roseanne and he was so gross! Jackie didn’t even want him, lol.
posted by Shaydie on 7-29-2009 at 2:17 am
Mario Lopez and George Clooney were also on The Golden Girls. So young, too cute.
posted by Michelle on 7-29-2009 at 2:47 pm
Mario Lopez shows up on the Golden Girls prior to Saved By the Bell. One of the best things about TV? They let you keep your name- his character was also called Mario.
posted by Katrina on 8-6-2009 at 5:24 pm