http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/3115 Feel Smart Again Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:01:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/3115/comment-page-1#comment-5600 Lee Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:32:42 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/3115#comment-5600 Geez, I was a police beat reporter in Leeds/Moody Alabama for a couple of years. Between the two cities we had one escaped cobra, three escaped convicts (including Mario Centobi), one man arrested weekly for making love to watermelons in public, one family that spent most of their time together in jail (even some holidays because each family member was arrested for one crime or another), a 250-pounds-of-solid-muscle transexual and a city council that used up all of the city's funding to bring in Wal-Mart and Bass Pro Shop (the latter of which fell through leaving the city bankrupt) Geez, I was a police beat reporter in Leeds/Moody Alabama for a couple of years. Between the two cities we had one escaped cobra, three escaped convicts (including Mario Centobi), one man arrested weekly for making love to watermelons in public, one family that spent most of their time together in jail (even some holidays because each family member was arrested for one crime or another), a 250-pounds-of-solid-muscle transexual and a city council that used up all of the city’s funding to bring in Wal-Mart and Bass Pro Shop (the latter of which fell through leaving the city bankrupt)

]]> http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/3115/comment-page-1#comment-5513 Amanda Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:36:19 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/3115#comment-5513 I swear. I try to kill myself and fail but some dumbass can squeeze herself behind a shelf and snuff it? Where's the justice? I swear. I try to kill myself and fail but some dumbass can squeeze herself behind a shelf and snuff it? Where’s the justice?

]]> http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/3115/comment-page-1#comment-5447 Sacki Mon, 27 Nov 2006 22:17:26 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/3115#comment-5447 If there's a fork in her ass, Kramer is obviously a suspect. If there’s a fork in her ass, Kramer is obviously a suspect.

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