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Christmas Eve of the Living Dead
by Mary - November 30, 2006 - 2:04 PM

santa.jpgAin’t It Cool News has the perfect gift for your local grinch and/or zombie fan:

“This is a post-apocalyptic tale where zombies and mutant hordes run rampant and the violence soon reaches the North Pole, resulting in the death of Mrs. Claus.

Santa slips into an alcoholic depression and tries to kill himself, only to find that he is immortal as long as one single child still believes in him. So, he goes out into the wastelands to kill that little #*&*$% so he can finally off himself. Twisted, no? This is a lot of fun and I wouldn’t be surprised if someone snaps up the rights to the film.”

Paging Tim Allen! Tim! … Tim?

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Comments (2)

  1. Holy crap!! I couldn’t have written a better screenplay myself!

    Well, that’s not entirely true. I scribbled down a movie idea once, a Wilford Brimley vehicle. He’s real jocular, selling hot dogs on a boardwalk. And then he rapes and rapes. I forget what it was called.

    posted by Amanda on 11-30-2006 at 7:23 pm

  2. i find it disturbing that i’m laughing right now…

    posted by hannah on 12-1-2006 at 11:08 am

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