Comments on: Casting Literary Pitchmen (and Pitchwomen)

By: dustone

dustone — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:40:04 +0000

By: ian

ian — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:24:56 +0000

jack kerouac standing by a roadside, tired, hungry, thirsty, thumbing for a ride. a car pulls up–piloted by a little lawn gnome who advises him that he should have used travelocity before zipping off down the road again…

By: Sheldon Siegel

Sheldon Siegel — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 23:31:04 +0000

“So Bob, how’s the new job going?”

“Just great Phil! I can’t believe how long I worked for that skin-flint Scrooge before I found out about MONSTER.COM.”

By: hannah

hannah — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:40:05 +0000

Dorian Gray for botox…

By: Leah

Leah — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:06:14 +0000

Holden Caulfield as the face of Paxil. He could be sailing, or doing gymnastics (or whatever really happy people do) in the background during the long disclaimer and then he’d tell me to ask my doctor about it.

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:54:46 +0000

Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee trek across the face of Middle-Earth, fighting off orcs, spiders, the undead, Gollum, and the temptation of power. After tossing the ring into the Crack of Doom, they pause, absorb the monumental importance of their accomplishment…
and toss back some Gatorade!
(The One Ring to Rule Them…er, Gatorade. Is it in you?)

By: Sheldon Siegel

Sheldon Siegel — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:08:51 +0000

“Oh James! How can you be so cool and dry after saving the world yet again?”

“Bond. GOLD Bond.”