http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/3196 Feel Smart Again Mon, 13 Feb 2012 03:41:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/3196/comment-page-1#comment-5603 Amanda Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:13:41 +0000 http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/3196#comment-5603 I completely understand. My Boston is obese and ravenous, he belches in my face and makes air from the other end, he makes a disturbing noise when he watches me eat (sorta like Predator) while streaming gobs of saliva from his jowls, he relentlessly humps his bed, etc. But, to me, he is handsome and brilliant. In fact, despite his potential to inconvenience a rescuer, I would offer up my whole life to have him back. His name is Pig and I love him. I'm gonna kiss him right now. I completely understand. My Boston is obese and ravenous, he belches in my face and makes air from the other end, he makes a disturbing noise when he watches me eat (sorta like Predator) while streaming gobs of saliva from his jowls, he relentlessly humps his bed, etc. But, to me, he is handsome and brilliant. In fact, despite his potential to inconvenience a rescuer, I would offer up my whole life to have him back. His name is Pig and I love him. I’m gonna kiss him right now.

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