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An illeist is someone who refers to himself in the third person, as Richard Nixon famously did when, after losing the bid for the California governorship in 1962, he said, “You won’t have Nixon to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.” Today, Nixon’s sound bite is remembered as much for his use of the third person as for its inaccuracy. From other politicians and a Sesame Street staple, to athletes and a character on Seinfeld, here’s a closer look at 11 famous illeists.
After losing the New Hampshire primary to Pat Buchanan during the 1996 presidential election campaign, Bob Dole announced, “You’re going to see the real Bob Dole out there from now on.” The real Bob Dole regularly referred to himself in the third person, a habit that made him the target of ridicule in a series of skits on Saturday Night Live. After being mocked for such bizarre remarks as “If you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you’d probably leave them with Bob Dole,” Dole hired a speech coach to reform his illeist ways. While it didn’t ultimately turn the election in his favor, the tactic improved Dole’s oratory skills. In October 1996, USA Today reported, “He has already largely rid his standard campaign speech of the verbal tic that’s prompted the most jokes about his style: third-person references to himself as ‘Bob Dole.’ Friday in Dewey Beach, Del., the Kansas senator referred to himself as ‘Bob Dole’ only once and used the pronoun ‘I’ 59 times.”

Athletes, such as two-sport star Bo Jackson, seem to be especially prone to illeism. The late Dick Schaap, who co-authored Bo Jackson’s biography, Bo Knows Bo, traced the origins of illeism in professional sports to the 1930s, when St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Dizzy Dean referred to himself as “Ol’ Diz.” Jackson began referring to himself in the third person at a young age, in part because of a well-documented stutter that made it difficult for him to say “I.” When Jackson burst onto the scene as a home run-hitting outfielder for the Kansas City Royals and a touchdown-scoring running back for the Los Angeles Raiders, he parlayed his unusual habit into a series of popular “Bo Knows Bo” Nike commercials.
In a classic episode of Seinfeld, Jimmy, played by Anthony Starke, constantly refers to himself in the third person. Elaine agrees to a date with Jimmy, mistaking his interest in her (“You’re just Jimmy’s type”) for that of another man at the gym.
Hall of Famer Rickey Henderson took the art of base stealing and illeism to another level. As Henderson himself might tell you, among professional athletes, Rickey is the greatest illeist of all time. One of the many famous Rickey-isms was the voicemail message he left for Padres general manager Kevin Towers. “Kevin, this is Rickey, calling on behalf of Rickey,” Henderson said. “Rickey wants to play baseball.” Henderson once climbed aboard the Padres team bus and headed toward the back, when someone said, “You have tenure, sit wherever you want.” Rickey responded: “Ten years? Rickey’s been playing at least 16, 17 years.”
Some parents undoubtedly cringe at the sound of the furry red Sesame Street character telling children, “Elmo loves you!” The concern that Elmo’s tickle-me-illeist tendencies might teach children improper English is addressed on the FAQ page of sesameworkshop.org. “Elmo mimics the behavior of many preschoolers,” according to the Web site. “Like 3-year-olds, he doesn’t always have the skills or knowledge to speak proper English. Cast members and many of the other Muppets, however, do demonstrate proper usage of the English language.” The Language Log explored this very issue in 2008 and concluded, “Toddler illeism is a temporary solution to the complex problem of self-reference, and keeping your kid away from Elmo won’t prevent it.”
Caesar, who wrote about himself in the third person in his accounts of his conquests in The Gallic Wars, was one of the first known illeists. He had pretty much earned the right to refer to himself however he pleased. Cicero, for one, was a big fan of Caesar’s style. “The Gallic War is splendid,” he wrote. “It is bare, straight and handsome, stripped of rhetorical ornament like an athlete of his clothes.” Caesar’s regular use of the third person is parodied in the Asterix comic books.
Salvador Dali was an odd bird. During a 60 Minutes interview with Mike Wallace in 1958, Dali referred to himself in the third person, at one point stating, “Dali is immortal and will not die.” In his memoirs, Dali wrote about most of his life in the first person, but he would occasionally use the third person. On the subject of his birth, for instance, he wrote, “Look! Salvador Dali is born.”

Soccer legend Pelé, who was born Edson Arantes do Nascimento, refers to himself in the third person because he thinks of himself as two distinct people. “Yes, of course I think of Pelé as a different person,” he told Sports Illustrated in 1994. “When I met Pelé, I was seven or eight. Pelé doesn’t have a nation, race, religion or color. People all over the world love Pelé. Edson is a man like other men.”
In a 2003 interview with The Guardian, Pelé echoed the same beliefs. “I think of Pelé as a gift of God. We have billions of billions of people in the world, and we have one Beethoven, one Bach, one Michelangelo, one Pelé. That is the gift of God.”
Charles de Gaulle thought very highly of himself, as evidenced by his repeated use of the third person in his memoirs. According to a 1970 review of the first volume in Time, “the book is De Gaulle at his infuriating best. It overflows with the lofty certitude and self-confidence of a man who, without embarrassment, can refer to himself repeatedly in the third person.” Describing the assassination attempt on him in August 1962, De Gaulle writes: “Of the 150-odd bullets aimed at us, 14 strike our vehicle. Yet—none of us is hit. May De Gaulle therefore go on pursuing his road and his vocation!”
Before he got into movies, Dwayne Johnson struck fear into the hearts of his fellow wrestlers and elementary school English teachers alike with his signature phrase: “Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?”
While Geraldo Rivera doesn’t regularly refer to himself in the third person, one example of a time when he did is ridiculous enough to land him on this list. In 2001, responding to criticism that he had fabricated a story as part of his coverage of the war in Afghanistan, Rivera said, “It’s time to stop bashing Geraldo. If you want to knife me in the back after all the courage I’ve displayed and serious reporting I’ve done, I’ve got no patience with this (expletive).”
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Yeah! Caesar is definitely my favourite. And I grew up reading Asterix, so I’ve been laughing at Caesar’s illeism (is that a word?) for years!
posted by dance on 8-26-2009 at 2:50 pm
From the world of comic books, I offer Cerebus The Aardvark. Created by Dave Sim, it began as a satire of barbarian comics popular in the early to mid 70s, until it evolved to reflect Sim’s true passions: politics, religion and relationships between people.
It was also his attempt at a long form story: 300 issues long that wasn’t a string of adventures with little to no connectiveness as other comic books that have run at least that long in the past.
Here’s the Wikipedia entry on the character and comic:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerebus_the_Aardvark
posted by Tony Collett on 8-26-2009 at 2:55 pm
Like I said last week, it always comes back to Seinfeld.
posted by Jonny on 8-26-2009 at 3:37 pm
Steven definately loves this article. He wants you to keep up the good work!
posted by Steven on 8-26-2009 at 3:43 pm
To this day, I’m still amazed at just how uncanny the resemblance is between Obama’s voice and the Rock. If you smelllll what Barack is cookin!
posted by Bert on 8-26-2009 at 3:49 pm
Elmo is unquestionably the most annoying part of Sesame Street. I may be falling into a nostalgia trap, but I thought the show was much better when I was a kid and it was less spastic and dumbed down.
posted by Kelsey on 8-26-2009 at 4:03 pm
I once read that Barry Goldwater always referred to himself in the third person also.
posted by Don on 8-26-2009 at 4:10 pm
How could you miss this one???
HULK SMASH!!!
posted by Brian on 8-26-2009 at 4:17 pm
I giggled when I read this article because it is not uncommon for Thai people to speak in the third person. I know this because I am Thai.
Basically, the best example is the Jimmy guy from Seinfeld. We’d use our name or the word for “I” interchangeably.
posted by Lamb Lamb on 8-26-2009 at 4:26 pm
Bucky Katt.
posted by Bo on 8-26-2009 at 4:59 pm
Good article. However, “60 Minutes” was not on the air yet in 1958.
posted by harold on 8-26-2009 at 5:03 pm
I just wanted to throw some props Tony’s way for bringing up Cerebus. That was a great thing to see.
ha! recaptcha: berle Nexon
posted by nikki on 8-26-2009 at 6:29 pm
I, being such a person who thinks far too much about these things, have also thought about this subject similarly. It seems so grammatically incorrect to use a third person verb when referring to oneself, because no matter how much one might not use “I”, one is still technically speaking in the first person. I would be inclined to utter: “Theophilus think too much, for Theophilus am an over-achiever.”
However, this feels terribly wrong, for so few people have referred to themselves without using a first-person personal pronoun, the use of a noun in that position just sounds terribly awkward, though it technically isn’t.
posted by Theophilus Davenport on 8-26-2009 at 8:20 pm
My husband likes to speak of himself in the third person, especially when he’s drunk and ready to go home. Usually in the form of, “Joe’s tired. It’s time for Joe to go to bed.” I’m glad now I have a word for it.
posted by Mrs. Coffee on 8-26-2009 at 8:42 pm
There was a joke in the 80s about Bo Jackson and Herschel Walker (another athlete illeist, because as we Vikings fans knew, Herschel Walker was going to do what was best for Herschel Walker) getting together and holding the first news conference conducted entirely in the third person.
posted by eric! on 8-26-2009 at 8:58 pm
Didn’t know there was a term for it…I committed illeism for my yearbook senior year.
DeBus Came
DeBus Saw
DeBus is Leaving
posted by dbus on 8-26-2009 at 9:11 pm
Lynley saw the “Jimmy” episode of Seinfeld tonight! Though I’m a Friends fan myself, Jonny’s right – it all comes back to Seinfeld!
posted by Lynley on 8-26-2009 at 9:24 pm
You refer to yourself in the second person.
posted by PartiallyDeflected on 8-26-2009 at 9:36 pm
I never understood exactly why someone named The Rock was cooking. Shouldn’t he be crushing or holding down papers or something?
posted by Fruppi on 8-26-2009 at 9:38 pm
Bob from the old Ted Danson sitcom “Becker” is my favorite…even if he wasn’t mentioned :)
posted by Jo on 8-26-2009 at 10:25 pm
Krystle liked this article a lot though Krystle is surprised that only a few people like Krystle, gave into the temptation to write in the third person. And Krystle thinks Grover is the most annoying sesame street character.
posted by Krystle on 8-27-2009 at 1:17 am
Leah says “don’t forget Smeagol/Gollum from The Lord of the Rings!”
posted by Leah on 8-27-2009 at 2:40 am
… although most of the time he spoke in first person plural.
posted by Leah on 8-27-2009 at 2:45 am
Come on, people… No “Disco Stu” references?
Aren’t we all Simpsons fans here?
posted by DMC on 8-27-2009 at 3:55 am
actually i believe there were tons and tons of bachs. and beethoven was named after his older brother who was stillborn, mister pele sir…
posted by mehmeh on 8-27-2009 at 7:06 am
I tend to use the Royal “We” a lot, especially in facebook/twitter updates. It’s easier than referring to myself in the 3rd person or the horribly awkward shift from 3rd to 1st in the middle of a status.
posted by Rachel on 8-27-2009 at 8:01 am
@DMC, don’t forget Duff Man.
posted by Andy on 8-27-2009 at 8:14 am
Homey the clown from In Living Color:
“Homey don’t play dat.”
‘dat’ means ‘that’
posted by Tdave on 8-27-2009 at 9:59 am
What about Mongo?
posted by Eric on 8-27-2009 at 10:27 am
Great list! I can think of a couple others–Gollum, as Leah pointed out. Also, John Smith of “Pocahontas” fame was a criminal illeist. His narrative of Jamestown and his adventures there is written entirely in the third person. With himself as the hero, of course.
posted by Allison on 8-27-2009 at 11:28 am
And such is the Mango!
posted by Megan on 8-27-2009 at 6:16 pm
I remeber hearing Sam Houston used to do that. It was something the biographer said he learned living with the Cherokees.
posted by Devin Greaney on 8-30-2009 at 9:24 am
You forgot The Jesus, from The Big Lebowski!
posted by nh344 on 9-1-2009 at 1:15 am