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Ransom Riggs
Matching game: The song remains the same
by Ransom Riggs - December 5, 2006 - 9:15 AM

Hey, fellas and fellettes: matching game time! The following are songs the titles of which also constitute their entire lyrics. Pair them with the right artist for a deep and abiding sense of satisfaction! (And also to claim music trivia bragging rights.)

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The titles / lyrics
1. “Koyannisquatsi”
2. “Minimum Wage”
3. “Punk Love”
4. “Can I Cultivate Your Groinal Garden?”
5. “Pennsylvania 6-5000″
6. “No Money, No Honey”
7. “Tequila!”
8. “53 Miles West of Venus”
9. “Suck my a$$ it smells”
10. “The Simpsons” (theme)

The artists
A) Lawnmower Deth
B) GG Allin
C) Glenn Miller
D) The Champs
E) Philip Glass
F) Beck
G) The Magnetic Fields
H) The B-52’s
I) Danny Elfman
J) They Might Be Giants

Answers after the jump!

1 – E
2 – J
3 – G
4 – A
5 – C
6 – F
7 – D
8 – H
9 – B
10 – I

Comments (8)
  1. Thanks for making me feel ancient. I only knew Glen Miller and the Champs. And I’m a disc jockey!

  2. As if we couldn’t assume the GG Allin one. It’s about sucking ass. Come on.

    Also, I worked the Borders music department when that Philip Glass dreck hit the shelves. Watching customers attempt the title made me pee my pants.

  3. Thanks
    From your blog i know a lot

  4. Great list, except that it doesn’t include Pink Floyd’s “Careful with that axe Eugene”

  5. How about “Rock and Roll” by Gary Glitter?

  6. You forgot the world’s best christmas tune, James Brown’s “Santa Claus go straight to the Ghetto”. Truly, my favorite christmas song, I kid you not.

  7. Yes! I knew **counts**…exactly half of them. Darn, that’s failing.

  8. Darn it, I missed a few, because of thinking it to be a trick question. (I own The Simpsons soundtracks, and remembered the Philip Glass homage version of the song.)

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