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Hey, fellas and fellettes: matching game time! The following are songs the titles of which also constitute their entire lyrics. Pair them with the right artist for a deep and abiding sense of satisfaction! (And also to claim music trivia bragging rights.)

The titles / lyrics
1. “Koyannisquatsi”
2. “Minimum Wage”
3. “Punk Love”
4. “Can I Cultivate Your Groinal Garden?”
5. “Pennsylvania 6-5000″
6. “No Money, No Honey”
7. “Tequila!”
8. “53 Miles West of Venus”
9. “Suck my a$$ it smells”
10. “The Simpsons” (theme)
The artists
A) Lawnmower Deth
B) GG Allin
C) Glenn Miller
D) The Champs
E) Philip Glass
F) Beck
G) The Magnetic Fields
H) The B-52’s
I) Danny Elfman
J) They Might Be Giants
Answers after the jump!
1 – E
2 – J
3 – G
4 – A
5 – C
6 – F
7 – D
8 – H
9 – B
10 – I
Thanks for making me feel ancient. I only knew Glen Miller and the Champs. And I’m a disc jockey!
posted by Miss Cellania on 12-5-2006 at 9:55 am
As if we couldn’t assume the GG Allin one. It’s about sucking ass. Come on.
Also, I worked the Borders music department when that Philip Glass dreck hit the shelves. Watching customers attempt the title made me pee my pants.
posted by Amanda on 12-5-2006 at 10:10 am
Thanks
From your blog i know a lot
posted by Helen on 12-6-2006 at 12:22 am
Great list, except that it doesn’t include Pink Floyd’s “Careful with that axe Eugene”
posted by Steve on 12-6-2006 at 6:41 am
How about “Rock and Roll” by Gary Glitter?
posted by Michael Blanchette on 12-6-2006 at 3:35 pm
You forgot the world’s best christmas tune, James Brown’s “Santa Claus go straight to the Ghetto”. Truly, my favorite christmas song, I kid you not.
posted by DaddyCarlin on 12-6-2006 at 7:27 pm
Yes! I knew **counts**…exactly half of them. Darn, that’s failing.
posted by Adam on 12-7-2006 at 3:13 pm
Darn it, I missed a few, because of thinking it to be a trick question. (I own The Simpsons soundtracks, and remembered the Philip Glass homage version of the song.)
posted by Kyre on 12-31-2006 at 9:34 pm