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I told Jason English the other day that my husband may be sending him flowers (or a six-pack; I guess that’s probably more likely). Because of Jason’s brilliant idea to have a mental_floss Fantasy Football league, I’ve been willing – nay, I’ve been wanting – to watch football lately. And not just for the touchdown dances, which were previously my main reasons for enjoying the sport. But I still like a good celebration. Here are some of my favorites:
1. The Ickey Shuffle might be the most famous touchdown celebration ever; the NFL even allowed Elbert “Ickey” Woods to do it without penalty in the late ‘80s (let’s see T.O. get away with that). Check out the Ickey Shuffle in this little montage of dances – if you don’t want to wait through the whole thing, he’s #4 at about 1:30.
2. The Lambeau Leap is a celebration the whole team gets into. It doesn’t happen every time, but sometimes when a Packer gets a touchdown at Lambeau Field, he runs and leaps into the end zone stands. Other teams have started to adopt this celebration as well, but it started in Wisconsin. Sometimes an opposing player tries to get some love at Lambeau and more often than not gets shut down – that very thing happened to Viking Fred Smoot in 2007. But Chad Ochocinco managed to pull it off just a week ago by planting a couple of Bengals fans in the end zone seats ahead of time. Sneaky. Here’s Donald Lee doing the Lambeau Leap last season:
3. Speaking of Ochocinco, he rivals T.O. when it comes to ridiculous (and expensive) TD celebrations. He has “proposed” to a cheerleader, he has putted the football in homage to Tiger Woods, he has whipped out pre-made signs… but my favorite is when he Riverdances. You can see most of these (and lots more) in this video:
4. Steve Smith was on the same college football team (Santa Monica College) as Ochocinco, so is it any surprise that they both share a love of celebrating their hard-earned six points? Like Ochocino, he has quite a few celebrations under his belt, but I like when he turned the ball into a baby, burping it and wiping its butt.
5. Even NCAA football has the occasional celebration, but this one is probably the most famous: the Heisman pose. In 1991, Desmond Howard was one of the frontrunners in the Heisman race and he wasn’t above campaigning. When he scored a touchdown against Ohio State that year, he took a little time in the end zone to pose just like the famous trophy. It must have worked, because he was awarded the real thing just a few months later and has been immortalized on the cover of NCAA football ’06 striking the pose.
6. If you watched the whole clip Ickey Woods was featured in above, then you also got a glimpse of Billy “White Shoes” Johnson (#3 in the video). His chicken dance is legendary in the NFL. And you have to admit, he really committed to it.
7. The CFL (Canadian Football League) is a lot more lenient about touchdown celebrations than the NFL is, and CFLers take full advantage of that. After scoring on the Hamilton Tiger-Cats last year, Terrence Edwards of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers arranges his teammates in a (not-so) impromptu game of Duck, Duck, Goose.
8. Wes Welker of the Patriots saw a fun opportunity after getting the six points last December – it had been snowing long enough to leave a dusting on the field, and the almost-pristine end zone was just crying out for a snow angel. So he gave it one. I thought it was pretty cute, but the NFL had just passed a rule banning players from going down to the ground for celebrations, so Welker was fined.
9. Kelley Washington, currently with the Ravens, is known for his bizarre touchdown dance named The Squirrel. If you didn’t watch the whole Ickey video, you should do it now (Washington is the first one) – the Squirrel is like the cousin to Elaine Benes’ flailing thumb dance. If you already watched the Ickey video but can’t get enough of the Squirrel, here’s another clip:
10. Finally, T.O. No post about touchdown celebrations would be complete without one of T.O.’s controversial antics. I personally really like one of the antics that actually ended up benefiting someone else: the time he got a touchdown against Tampa Bay on Thanksgiving Day and dropped the ball into a big Salvation Army kettle, donating it to them. “That was my donation,” he later said. “I hope it’s worth as much as the fine.”
Do you have a favorite touchdown celebration? Or do you think they’re ridiculous and an embarrassment to the league?
What an entertaining article, Stacy!
When the NFL stopped the celebrations back in the 80s, the joke was that “NFL” stood for No Fun League…
Some other notables
-Dallas Cowboys WR Butch Johnson had a little TD celebration called The California Quake that involved him pulling out imaginary revolvers, shooting them, and then putting them back in his imaginary holsters…
-The “small” wide receivers of the 80s Washington Redskins were collectively called The Smurfs. They used to get together in the end-zone and do a little celebration called The Fun Bunch.
HONORABLE MENTION (because it wasn’t a TD dance)
-Cowboys special teamer Kenny “The Shark” Gant used to do a SHARK DANCE when he lined up on kickoff coverage
posted by Goliath The Pickle on 9-29-2009 at 4:59 pm
“Smoot” not “Smooth”.
posted by Patten on 9-29-2009 at 5:04 pm
It was a long time ago, but when I played HS football the trend of “spiking” the ball had just gotten started. Our coach took us aside and told us that he didn’t want us spiking the ball. It looked like we were celebrating something rare and unusual. He wanted us to have the attitude that a touchdown was nothing special; the end zone was someplace that we’d been to before, and we’d be coming back to it again.
-”BB”-
posted by Bicycle Bill on 9-29-2009 at 5:25 pm
The only touchdown celebration I’ve ever seen was in “Jerry Maguire” because my high school didn’t have football. I only went to one game in college, but since the team only won about 4 games in the 4 years I was there, I really couldn’t get into the game.
posted by Wendy on 9-29-2009 at 6:02 pm
pulling the cellphone out to call his mom….priceless, should have been on this list
posted by Ethan on 9-29-2009 at 6:48 pm
The legendary Woody Hayes used to tell his players “act like you’ve been there before.”
One of my favorite dances not mentioned was performed by Warren Sapp in approximately 2006. Its hard to explain but I’m sure if you search youtube you can find it and will have a good laugh.
posted by Justin on 9-29-2009 at 6:48 pm
What about Billy “White Shoes” Johnson?
posted by Gimli on 9-29-2009 at 7:29 pm
The Wes Welker thing was originated by Lonnie Paxon (a fellow alum of CSU Sacramento) who did it at the end of a game in the playoffs the first year the Patriots won the Super Bowl. He was a longsnapper and did the snow angel after they kicked the winning field goal.
posted by Chris on 9-29-2009 at 8:06 pm
The Arena Football League used to push its distinction as the “All Fun League” – big celebrations were pretty common. Even team celebrations like ‘driving the bus’.
posted by PartiallyDeflected on 9-29-2009 at 8:46 pm
my favorite endzone celebration is at the beginning of the film BASEketball. If you think that movie is bad, just insert the words “cult-classic” between “the” and “film.”
posted by jg on 9-29-2009 at 9:17 pm
The St. Louis Rams got in some big trouble during their Super Bowl season (1999) for the team celebrations doing the Bob and Weave I believe it was called.
posted by James on 9-29-2009 at 10:30 pm
Merton Hanks (SF49ers) and his Big Bird Dance.
posted by Ginger on 9-30-2009 at 1:54 am
As much as I hate to admit it, you failed to include the best dance of them all. I don’t know if it has a name, but the dance Deion Sanders used to do after his TD’s was smooth.
posted by Ian from Baltimore on 9-30-2009 at 8:17 am
no mention of atlantas dirty bird??
posted by dre on 9-30-2009 at 8:25 am
I love the repping of the Bengals!
posted by jenny on 9-30-2009 at 10:43 am
Randy Moss, but he did do a “disgusting act” according to Joe Buck. Hilarious.
posted by Josh on 9-30-2009 at 11:56 am
Er, Randy Moss didn’t dance. I got too excited to make fun of Joe Buck and got sloppy. Oops!
posted by Josh on 9-30-2009 at 12:02 pm