David K. Israel
Tuesday Turnip
by David K. Israel - October 6, 2009 - 8:30 AM
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In case you’re not familiar with the Turnip, it’s a whimsical Google search, wherein I type a random phrase and we see what kind of interesting pages “turn-up.” As always with this feature, the _floss is not responsible for accuracy. If you know one of the below statements/links to be untrue, by all means, let the world know in the comments below.

Today I typed “Americans consume approximately” into Google, unearthing the following:

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Picture 3Americans consume approximately one-third of the world’s available resources yet comprise about 5% of the world population.

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Picture 4Whether it’s dine-in, pick-up or delivery, one common denominator exists in pizza: fat.No matter how you slice it, Americans consume approximately 100 acres of pizza each day. And, nutritionists estimate that the average fat content in pizza hovers somewhere near 5%

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Picture 5The American Heart Association says that Americans consume approximately 22 teaspoons of sugar each day.

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Picture 6Americans consume approximately 70 million pounds of “Tots” [tater tots] per year.

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Picture 8the FDA recommends that all Americans consume approximately 25 grams of soy protein per day.

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Picture 9Americans consume approximately 20% of their calories from refined sugars and sweeteners, 30% from refined grains, and often, 40% as fat.

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Picture 10Americans consume approximately 1 billion pounds of avocado annually. [okay: who just put their little finger to their lips?]

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Picture 11Americans consume approximately 11 ounces of meat per day, which calculates to approximately 250 pounds of beef annually, more than any other country in the world. The Japanese only eat 2 ounces of meat daily or approximately 46 pounds of beef annually.

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Comments (11)
  1. Wow. Great “Turnip”!

  2. Couldn’t help myself – in Google, I typed “Americans Consume approximately” and “Turnips”, and I got back “Americans consume approximately double the RDA of phosphorus daily. This is a result of drinking soda and eating processed foods containing polyphosphate food additives.”

  3. Turnip 1: A little outdated don’t you think? Still awesome though, USA USA USA USA!!!

    Turnip 8: Sucks to be Japanese…

  4. Looooove the Tots!

  5. Actually graham, more and more people are finding that a diet low in meat may be quite beneficial to one’s health. I’d wager to say that this diet may be one of the reasons why Japan’s average life expectancy is so high.

    (incidentally, captcha: “ume eeriness”, though I know not why the delicious ume would be considered eerie)

  6. Okay, first I want to point out that you make no distinction between the 100 acres of pizza and the 22 grams teaspoons of sugar we consume each day. I assume this is the TOTAL pizza consumed in America, while the sugar is PER PERSON, no?

    Also, how does 11 ounces of meat translate to 250 pounds of beef? Or 2 ounces of meat becomes 46 pounds of beef? What about the other meats?

  7. Beef is EXTREMELY expensive in Japan. Not a lot of grazing land.

  8. “…nutritionists estimate that the average fat content in pizza hovers somewhere near 5%”?? What kind of sad pizza is that??

  9. i love tater tots!

  10. Re: #1
    America is made to look selfish and greedy observing our level of consumption, but what about our level of production?! We produce most of the world’s goods, so why shouldn’t we consume them?

    “The hardworking farmer must be first to partake of the crops” (2 Timothy 2:6).

  11. Wow…no wonder America has a health problem

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