In case you weren’t obsessively refreshing mentalfloss.com all week, here’s what you missed:

1. 9 Insane Torture Techniques, by David K. Israel
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2. The Quick 10: 10 Smurfy Smurfs Facts, by Stacy Conradt
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3. Suffer From Disposophobia? These 7 Famous Hoarders Did, by David K. Israel
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4. How Much Do These Umpires Get Paid? by Ethan Trex
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5. The Quick 10: 10 Celebs Who Worked at Disney, by Stacy Conradt
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6. Football Coaches Do the Darndest Things (Like Stage Their Own Deaths), by Bud Shaw
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7. Cheeming Boey: Styrofoam Cup King, by David K. Israel
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8. 3 Bizarre Cases of Death by Shaving, by Brett & Kate McKay
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9. Tylenol, Tampons & Other Famous Product Recalls, by Ethan Trex
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10. How Mick Jagger Got Dissed by M.C. Escher, by Chris Higgins

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