mental_floss magazine
SUBSCRIBE >
GIFT SUBSCRIPTIONS >
DIGITAL SUBSCRIPTIONS >
subscriber services >
It’s a prime month to be loving (or missing) New York–you can distract yourself from the windchill by attending Westminster, or V-day-induced power ballad parties, or…by crashing the Toy Fair! But if those exhibits inspire you to head back to your loft with an awl, a crescent wrench, and some Puffy Paint, here are some examples of toys you might not want to mimic…
The outright dangerous & the legally suspect…


And the…just…wow…really no other way to say it–The Big Hands Baby
And while you’re waiting for the patent to be approved…find out your Smurf name.
And I am RADIOACTIVE SMURF!!!
posted by Jane on 2-13-2007 at 5:14 pm
NO it says I AM RADIOACTIVE SMURF!
posted by Croptilldawn on 2-13-2007 at 6:10 pm
I’m Cuddly Smurf. The rest of my family is:
Igneous Smurf
Junkie Smurf
Smurf Smurf Smurf
Naughty Smurf
Litigious Smurf
posted by Julie on 2-14-2007 at 4:51 pm