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Becky
A Winter Dose of Toys
by Becky - February 13, 2007 - 4:21 PM

It’s a prime month to be loving (or missing) New York–you can distract yourself from the windchill by attending Westminster, or V-day-induced power ballad parties, or…by crashing the Toy Fair! But if those exhibits inspire you to head back to your loft with an awl, a crescent wrench, and some Puffy Paint, here are some examples of toys you might not want to mimic…

The outright dangerous & the legally suspect… 

The syncretistic

 applepony

And the…just…wow…really no other way to say it–The Big Hands Baby
And while you’re waiting for the patent to be approved…find out your Smurf name.

Comments (3)
  1. And I am RADIOACTIVE SMURF!!!

  2. NO it says I AM RADIOACTIVE SMURF!

  3. I’m Cuddly Smurf. The rest of my family is:

    Igneous Smurf
    Junkie Smurf
    Smurf Smurf Smurf
    Naughty Smurf
    Litigious Smurf

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