Meghan Holohan
Robocats
by Meghan Holohan - December 7, 2009 - 2:54 PM

catsAs I watch my cat bat a piece of foil across the floor or stare at nothing like he’s stoned, I can’t help thinking, “Gee I wish my computer was as smart as my cat.” Scientists at IBM also thought it would be fun to have a computer as intelligent as a feline, so the jokesters created a computer that thinks like a cat.

Using 147,456 processors (compared to your computer, which uses one or two processors) and 144 terabytes of main memory (100,000 times as much as your computer), the scientists simulated a cat’s cerebral cortex. IBM researchers have previously simulated about 40 percent of a mouse’s brain and a rat’s full brain. (If you’re worried, the AP reports that IBM will not be producing a race of robocats. Whew.)

The computer thinks about 100 times slower than a cat, but it forms thoughts the way a cat does. The computer looked at logos and figured out what the images were. Different parts of the computer worked together much like a brain would when trying to understand something. This gave scientists an opportunity to watch how a living brain produces thoughts—no one has seen how the one billion neurons and 10 trillion synapses in cat’s brain work together.

Scientists want to make a computer that thinks more like the human brain, too. Computers easily process data, but cannot reason with abstraction like the human brain. If these researchers make a computer that thinks more like a living brain, they predict they could learn more about everything from medicine to economics. Don’t worry about this development leading to a computer like Hal. The technology isn’t powerful enough to create a computer that thinks like the human brain. (Yet.)

[Image courtesy of Cats in Clothes.]

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Comments (5)
  1. Watch out for Skynet.

  2. I can only imagine how a computer with a cat-like brain would react. Do a Google search and it just stares back at you, like you’ve lost your mind. lol

  3. the title alone made me want to watch all of the Laser Cats skits

  4. I hope the cat-computer will also have fuzzy ears and a tail…but how could you stop it from eating the mouse?

  5. I always thought some cats were smarter than their human companions.

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