
Yes, friends, it’s that time of year again –- the time of year when we gather together with friends and family to share feats of strength, airing our grievances and putting up the seasonal aluminum pole. Indeed, it’s Festivus. What started as a joke on Seinfeld has become a bona fide holiday. Here are a few things you need to know before you break out the Festivus pole.
1. The Seinfeld Festivus was based on a real holiday made up by Dan O’Keefe, the father of one of the show’s writers. But don’t think that the two are the same. “The reality of this day was far more bizarre and sinister,” wrote the younger O’Keefe. “Less like something from a comedy about zany, lovable New Yorkers and more like something from The X-Files. Like if one of the Lone Gunmen had children, and they all lived under a power line.” He says that the tagline “Festivus for the Rest of Us” was made up by his father and is one of the similarities that actually made it into the show.
2. Rod Blagojevich inspired a Festival celebration just last year when a Festivus pole mysteriously appeared in the Illinois State Capitol’s rotunda. It turned out that a college student had erected the pole as his “airing of grievances” against corrupt governor Blagojevich. The pole has returned this year.
3. In 2000, Ben & Jerry’s introduced Festivus, “an ice cream for the rest of us.” And it sounds like it was delightful – a base of brown sugar-cinnamon ice cream with gingerbread cookie chunks and a ginger caramel swirl. Um, yes, please. Unfortunately, the only place you’ll find this particular Festivus is in the Ben & Jerry’s Flavor Graveyard. You can ask them to bring it back, though, if you’re so inclined. Also, I give the company props for writing what might be the coolest press release ever.
4. The Baltimore Ravens also capitalized on Festivus in 2000. When it looked like the Ravens might actually make the playoffs, their coach told the team that he didn’t want to hear the word “playoff” come out of anyone’s mouth. He wanted them to concentrate on the regular season and then they could consider the playoffs. Instead, the players started referring to the playoffs as Festivus and the Super Bowl as Festivus Maximus both amongst themselves and in the media.
5. Not to be outdone, a Wisconsin man put his own Festivus pole up at City Hall in Green Bay amidst a raging debate over whether a government building should have a nativity scene. Some people weren’t very happy about his compromise, but another rather prominent Wisconsin resident happily displays his Festivus pole: the governor. When a Wisconsin-based company sent him a Festivus pole a couple of years ago, he promptly displayed it in his house. It’s now in the state historical museum.
6. Speaking of which, if you want your own Festivus pole and can’t be bothered to go to Home Depot and buy a pole (And rest assured I’m not mocking you; I would be in the same boat), you can check out festivuspole.com. They’re pretty sweet.
7. There are also a few Festivus-based crafts over at KWillis.com. There are greeting cards (I especially like the one that says “You’re a Disapointment!”), a worksheet for the Airing of your Grievances and a Feats of Strength Challenge Card (“I can’t read it! I need my glasses!”)

8. In 2008, Denver held their first annual Festivus Film Festival. Not only do they have a fun name, they have a pretty sweet logo as well.
9. If you’re killing time at work today or tomorrow like a lot of people are, you can read the entire script for the Festivus episode (“The Strike”) here.

10. What’s Festivus without alcohol? If you can’t imagine such a thing (I feel like it would really escalate the Airing of Grievances), then Festivus Wine may be just the thing for you.
Does anyone out there celebrate Festivus? Let us know what your traditions entail.
I LOVE Festivus… so much so that I made sure I included it on my “No Excuse Holiday Card”! http://bit.ly/1aqZgW
Viva Festivus!!!
posted by Mel Smith on 12-23-2009 at 7:13 pm
My uncle and I did our airing of grievances last night. The rest of my family has no sense of humor and did not participate. They did, however, stare at us disapprovingly.
posted by Danielle on 12-24-2009 at 12:55 pm
Well, the local sports stores as well as other stores in the area are filled with shirts having the sayings \Festivus\ and \Festivus Maximus\ on them in the Baltimore area. These are some of the hottest selling items you will find right now. Other items that are flying off shelves include Baltimore Ravens flags to attach to your car, along with larger flags for your home, and basically any item that refers to the Baltimore Ravens. Maybe that will help you in determining what Festivus and Festivus Maximus are.
For those of you that still can’t figure it out, it is the terms that Ravens fans use for the NFL playoffs (Festivus) and the Super Bowl and the celebration around it (Festivus Maximus). This started back in 2000, when the term was introduced on the popular sit com \Seinfeld\. Brian Billick, who was and is the head coach of the Baltimore Ravens forbid his team from mentioning the word playoffs in December. The players decided to use a code word for the playoffs and that was Festivus. Then as they reached the Super Bowl they decided Festivus Maximus was the perfect phrase for that.
Now, with the Baltimore Ravens making another run in the NFL’s playoffs, the shirts and sayings have popped up everyone in the Baltimore area. This year though the feelings may run just a little deeper. The sense of loyalty to the team and city was increased due to the Ravens first opponent in the playoffs , the hated Indianapolis Colts. This is the team that used to be the Baltimore Colts before their owner at the time, Bob Irsay, snuck them out of town on Mayflower vans in the middle of the night on March 29th in 1984.
posted by Dom on 1-11-2010 at 12:28 pm