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We had a hard time narrowing all your amazing captions down to 10, so… we went with 14 finalists. Remember now, only one vote per person. May the best horse win…
I’m waaaaay too late, but.
“Sarah Jessica Parker, your new ring is simply stunning!”
posted by Simon on 2-9-2010 at 2:10 am
Ok, i would’ve liked MINE to be one of the winners, but really there are several much better ones here. My personal favorite among the ‘competition’:
Having exhausted all other dating sites, Mary finally found a “stable” relationship on foalinlove.com…
posted by Amy on 2-9-2010 at 11:43 am
Late entry! Late entry! Stop the presses!!
Just kidding…
But this one hit me this morning, so I had to share::
Lady: “I’m sorry, dear- you must be a little hoarse, so I didn’t quite hear. But don’t worry… I’ll pull the reins in this relationship!”
Hmm.. Do persons in Jamaica, West Indies, qualify anyway?!
posted by Dionne on 2-10-2010 at 8:53 am
ok…I’m not meaning to be a douche, but seriously? Since when did obvious puns = intelligence?
posted by jonathan on 2-11-2010 at 2:59 pm
Were the winners announced yet?
posted by Steve on 2-11-2010 at 3:24 pm
I don’t know Jonathan. About the same time obscure historical references equals humor.
posted by Randy on 2-16-2010 at 9:50 am