My fellow Americans, we face a grave challenge. Fashion comeback trends threaten to destabilize the very fabric of spacetime, such that by 2020 the universe will tear itself apart — for technical and comedic reasons I can’t go into right now. In the following film, President Reagan warns us of the impending threat.
Reagan: “A risk of this magnitude leaves us only one solution: the immediate abolition of fashion. Fashion designers will be executed, and dogs will be fed with their corpses. Then dogs will be exterminated.”
It’s really funny. Please watch it.
(Via Twitchfilm.)
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Awesome!
posted by Sarah in Canada on 3-10-2010 at 4:21 pm
this would be great to watch whilst drinking a la fin du monde.
posted by nikki on 3-10-2010 at 6:17 pm
This would have been funnier if they would have used Chavez who sees his position in life to direct what everyone will do, see, hear, etc.
But still pretty funny!
posted by Mama on 3-11-2010 at 8:23 am
So, the idea was funny… but I kinda got offended by the matricide.
posted by Rachel O. on 3-11-2010 at 4:04 pm