Miss Cellania
8 Online Tournaments (That Have Nothing to Do with Basketball)
by Miss Cellania - March 16, 2010 - 9:17 AM
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Here in Kentucky, there’s a seasonal disease that causes people to go a bit crazy every spring. Spring fever is rampant, but that’s nothing compared to March Madness. The virus is spreading online as well. There’s a bit of tournament fever in the air even among those who don’t care a bit about basketball. As the NCAA whittles down 65 teams to see who the champion team will be, there are other tournament brackets you can fill in and follow (and even vote on), from Muppets to food to shoes.

1. Muppet Madness

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The 2010 Muppet Madness Tournament begins today. You can vote in the first round to eliminate half of the 32 Muppet contenders. The four divisions represent Sesame Street, The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, and everyone else. Some of the first round matchup will be hard to call, as Bert & Ernie go against The Count and Animal is up against Beaker. At least we won’t have to choose between Kermit and Miss Piggy until the third round. The winner will be announced on April 5th.

2. Korean Food

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The food blog ZenKimchee teamed up with the Korean culture blog HiExpat to present the March Madness Korean food tournament. Cuisines from the regions of Seoul-Gyeonggi, Northern, Southern, and Central make up the four divisions. There are no brackets to download -in fact, wildcard dishes may be added if there is enough demand. Regional playoffs pit recipes against each other. You can vote on contests in the sidebar, but you shouldn’t unless you are familiar with the dishes in competition.

3. Tournament of Books

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The Morning News Tournament of Books is an annual event sponsored by Powells Books. The tournament began with 16 works of literary fiction published in 2009. The opening round is going on now. Unlike the other tournaments featured here, this one is decided by celebrity judges (different judges for each tournament level) who individually decide various matchups.

4. Hulu’s Best in Show

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Video service Hulu is running their own tournament to rank this season’s most interesting TV shows. Already in week #3, the brackets are down to eight contenders, House, Burn Notice, Lost, Parenthood, Community, Parks and Recreation, The Simpsons, and Castle. Vote for your favorites now. The winners of each round are announced on Monday, with the final champion to be announced on April 5th.

5. Name of the Year

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Name of the Year is an annual tournament of real people with unbelievable names. Last year’s winner was Barvkevious Mingo.  After fifteen years online (the contest has been going since the 80s), the management wasn’t sure if there would be enough worthy contenders for 2010. They received over 400 nominations! So far those have been winnowed down to 278 names, but the tournament bracket of 64 isn’t yet finalized. Bookmark the site to see if Coke Wisdom O’Neal, Nohjay Nimpson, God’s Power Offor, and Spontaneous Gordon make the cut. You will be asked to vote for the best.

6. Fug Madness 2010

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Celebrity blog Go Fug Yourself is winnowing down 64 celebrities in their annual Fug Madness tournament. Celebrities are divided into the Cher, Madonna, Bjork, and Charro regions. Round one starts Thursday, but the play-in game between Ashlee and Jessica Simpson will begin today. The #1 seeds this year are  Leighton Meester, Rihanna, Taylor Momsen, and Lady Gaga.

7. Whedonverse Character Tourney

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Buffyfest presents the March Madness Whedonverse Character Tourney to determine “the Worst of the Lot,” meaning characters from Joss Whedon’s television shows. The competition is currently into round two. See the entire bracket of characters.

8. Sneaker Tournament

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Nike blog Sneaker News is having a tournament of shoes. Yes, there are enough current Nike sneaker models to pit 32 of them against each other and crown a winner according to your votes. Go figure. Round one voting is going on now in the Air Jordan Region.

If you know of other such online tournaments, please share them with us in the comments.


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Comments (17)
  1. The Nike March Madness Sneaker tournament pitting Jordans against Jordans reveals a bizarre connection between Liberal Arts educated folks from the early 90′s and the hood. A phenomenon which could also be summed up in two words, “Spike Lee!” I can’t believe I still have a strong opinion on this! LOL RETRO is WRONG!

  2. I love fug madness!

  3. Wow! Thank you for including us. And thanks for bringing the Muppet one to my attention. I’m betting on underdog Emmet otter.

  4. Here is my beer bracket. Each beer follows the team that is in its place on the NCAA bracket.

    http://abeerinhand.blogspot.com/2010/03/beer-bracket-2010.html

  5. Ohh I wish you included armagamin! A tournament pitting various 16 bit and lower games. We’re into the fourth round now but it’s still fun!! Make your way to Nerdcast.com to see it all today!!

  6. Don’t forget about the Consumerist’s “Worst Company in America” tournament! They’re currently taking nominations. The winner gets a golden poo statue!

    http://consumerist.com/2010/03/submit-your-nominations-for-2010-worst-company-in-america-contest.html

  7. Whedonverse just made me squeal! It’s odd that this makes me feel dated.

  8. The local rock station FM94/9 here in San Diego has been doing a March Music Madness the past few years.

    fm949sd.com

  9. There is a book tournament over at dabwaha.com with prizes for winners. It’s open to fill out brackets until Wednesday.

  10. http://www.huckleberrygrumbles.com runs a contest similar to the old 70′s Match Game game show. Basically, they take the lede of a news article, replace the last sentence with a blank, and then commenters fill in the blank with funny or dirty answers, while pretending to be celebrities. Whenever a new question shows up, they select a winner for the funniest answer.

  11. Mustn’t forget Suvudu’s cage match, which pits science fiction characters against each other. Aslan wins, but sadly, Edward Cullen is slaughtered…

  12. Cosmix Madness, for comic book fans:
    http://www.cosmiccomix.com/newblog/?cat=46

  13. Tomatonation.com has is running the N Candy AA tournament this year to determine the best candy around. Previously they’ve done ice cream and breakfast cereal, and cookies are up next year.

  14. Jezebel.com has a Cake vs Pie March madness. Its amazing.

    http://jezebel.com/5497734/reminder-pie-vs-cake-polls-close-at-255-edt

  15. I can’t believe Shepard Book & River Tam were even in the bracket. Every character from Firefly was excellent, but if I had to pick one to be the worst, I’d pick Jayne Cobb before either of the others…

  16. It’s only 16 videos, but it’s my 4th annual matchup of kids music videos…

    http://www.zooglobble.com/archives/kidvid_tournament/kidvid_tournament_2010/

  17. Wow thanks for mentioning our Worst of the Lot – Whedonverse Character Tournament! :) We’re at the “Hate Eight” now.

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