Comments on: Welcome, or something like that.

By: Phyllis

Phyllis — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:56:03 +0000

I am looking for a doormat that says “Oh No. Not you again!”

By: Kathy

Kathy — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 00:10:37 +0000

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

By: carly

carly — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 20:59:25 +0000

well behaved women rarely make history
is the quote

By: Rick

Rick — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:57:41 +0000

We have a large Rottweiler. My son found a door mat for us that says “A fragile and very sensitive big ass dog lives here!”

So True!

By: Victoria Girdziunas

Victoria Girdziunas — Sat, 05 May 2007 15:06:30 +0000

Am looking for a door mat which says “Polite women rarely make history”. I’m not sure that the first word is polite – it could be “nice” – but you get the point. Does anyone know where I can find this doormat?

By: Buddy

Buddy — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:18:37 +0000

More for Dave

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the stove?

Stu

By: JoAnn

JoAnn — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:29:54 +0000

Ring Bell and Run – Dog needs exercise.

So true my husky LOVES to greet everyone who rings the bell!

By: VaporTrail

VaporTrail — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:48:34 +0000

What position did the kid with no arms and legs play on the neighborhood baseball team?

Home Plate.

By: bonnie

bonnie — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:14:30 +0000

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By: lorenac4

lorenac4 — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:19:16 +0000

I’ve always liked
“Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit, look who’s here!”