You know all about your local police force, the FBI, and other familiar law enforcement offices. The federal government operates lots of other police forces that don’t get quite the same publicity in TV and movies; you might be surprised to learn that up until 2003, the Library of Congress had its own police! Here are a few of the specialized police forces you might not have even known were protecting you.
If you’re looking for a law enforcement job, you could do a lot worse than joining the 125-man force that protects the Supreme Court’s justices as well as the Supreme Court building and any guests. The Supreme Court Police have been around since 1949, but they have only been allowed to carry weapons since former Chief Justice Warren Burger convinced Congress to beef up the force’s powers in 1982. According to a 2004 Slate story, the pay’s not bad, either; rookie Supreme Court Police officers earn up to 50% more than their counterparts in other federal police forces.
If anyone tries to make a stink at a VA hospital or medical facility, they’ll have to deal with the VA’s own police force. Since the VA has 170 facilities around the country, the force is pretty large; its ranks include over 3,000 officers. Hospital beats may not sound all that dangerous at first, but sadly five VA officers have lost their lives in shootings in the last 25 years.
Thinking of breaking the Atlantic Striped Bass Conservation Act of 1984? Think again. The NOAA OLE has very specific authority to enforce 37 statutes that deal with fishing and marine resources. Over 200 special agents stationed around the country devote their workdays to making sure nobody goes after marine endangered species or tries any funny business with the importation of the Patagonian toothfish.
Want to take a picture of an Amtrak station? Keep the camera in your bag if you don’t want to run afoul of the Amtrak Police. The force boasts nearly 350 members, all of whom are charged with keeping Amtrak’s trains, stations, and facilities safe. They’ll also stop you if you try to snap a photo at a station; since 9/11 Amtrak has cracked down on photography, lest the wrong people get a good look at their stations.
The USPIS is charged with cracking down on “crimes that may adversely affect or fraudulently use the U.S. Mail, the postal system or postal employees.” Anyone trying to run a Ponzi scheme or pull off some other form of mail fraud should be worried about these guys; the USPS has over 1,500 agents protecting the integrity of the mail. They can investigate anything from fraud to mail theft to assaults on postal workers. On top of that, the USPIS has a 650-man security force that protects “critical postal facilities throughout the country” and “escorts high value mail shipments.”
The Smithsonian Institution’s facilities are full of priceless artifacts, so it’s only natural that it would have its own police force. The Smithsonian Museum Protection Officers are a special police force that has a very specific jurisdiction: within the outer curbs of the sidewalks surrounding the Smithsonian’s facilities in Washington, D.C., New York City, and Panama. They’re armed and ready to protect the Institution’s holdings, though, so don’t get any bright ideas about boosting The Spirit of St. Louis during your next trip to Washington.
Someone’s got to keep the animals at the National Zoo safe, and this force, which also falls under the umbrella of the Smithsonian Institution, provides round-the-clock protection of the zoo.
The official name isn’t so catchy, but this group is commonly known as the Hoover Dam Police. Since the Hoover Dam is built on land that Nevada ceded to the federal government for the project, law enforcement around the dam is the federal government’s responsibility. When the dam was first built, the feds felt this was a one-man job, and U.S. Marshal Claude Williams took care of the entire region.
Over time, though, the security force grew. The Hoover Dam Police officers now have a 22-square-mile jurisdiction around the dam where they are responsible for both the security and integrity of the dam but also the enforcement of state and federal laws.
Apparently if you build enough dams, you’ll need your own police force. The TVA Police protect not just the TVA’s dams and facilities, but also the 100 million annual visitors to the TVA’s recreation areas.
The Federal Reserve has quite a bit of cash in its coffers, so it’s only natural that it needs its own specialized force to help protect it. The thousand-plus members of the Federal Reserve Police patrol our central bank’s 12 regional offices and protect members of the Fed’s board.
Like the Fed, the United States Mint is sitting on a lot of loot, and the Mint Police make sure nobody runs off with any of it. The Mint Police have been around since 1792—even in the nation’s early days, someone needed to keep tabs on the gold—and currently safeguards $100 billion worth of the Treasury’s assets at the various mints around the country as well as at Fort Knox and West Point, NY.
No, they’re not the same as National Park Rangers. The Park Police is a specialized police force that serves as the long arm of the law at certain National Park Service sites in Washington, D.C., New York, and San Francisco. George Washington himself actually recruited an early version of the Park Police in 1791 to help guard certain national landmarks, and today they’re charged with keeping us safe on thoroughfares like the National Mall and the Baltimore-Washington Parkway Greenbelt.
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Oh GOODY! I was hoping you wouldn’t have this one on the list so I can add it. You’re not going to believe it but, here in San Antonio, we have a police force designated to GUARD THE ALAMO. Not joking. They have a seperate uniform, carry a gun and can arrest you. They are not security guards. They work 24 hours so if you are drunk downtown at 2 in the morning, you can stop by and they will tell you some cool stories about the Alamo, as I found out a few weeks ago. Yay Alamo police!!!
posted by Dan on 4-15-2010 at 11:18 am
don’t forget the library police, at least I know DC has them.
posted by Sarah TIzzle on 4-15-2010 at 11:21 am
Don’t forget the DC library police. I’m not sure if other states have them
posted by Sarah TIzzle on 4-15-2010 at 11:22 am
In the movie “The Untouchables” Kevin Costner as Elliot Ness claimed he was a “Treasury officer”. Would that be the same as #10?
posted by TheBear on 4-15-2010 at 11:34 am
Then there’s my personal favorite oxymoron, the Secret Service Uniform Division. Formerly known as the White House Police, the SSUD’s whole job is, I believe, defending the White House grounds.
posted by Doug on 4-15-2010 at 11:35 am
The Federal Reserve is not a government organization, and their employees aren’t government workers.
Amtrak is technically a government owned corporation, but their police are not government agents, either. They do drive government vehicles, but their power and authority is no different than other railroad police.
Thanks for including the VA police!
posted by Steve on 4-15-2010 at 12:02 pm
Check the Hoover Dam Police section’s spelling….sentence 2 :)
posted by KerriD on 4-15-2010 at 12:06 pm
Down here in New Orleans, we have a specific police force for the Crecent City bridge, with spans over the Mississippi River and we have Causeway Police that protect the 24 mile bridge (causeway) over Lake Pontchatrain. It’s pretty cool.
posted by Kate on 4-15-2010 at 12:26 pm
I am from Chicago and am familiar with the Amtrack police. They patrol the trains heavily during high traffic times, like holidays. They check for booze and weaspons. My siste ronce saw a stand off between an Amtrack policman and a passenger who was carrying a weapon.
posted by Katie Rose on 4-15-2010 at 12:53 pm
My favorite, though not a Federal police force, is New York’s Sanitation Police. They’re sanitation department employees (New York’s Strongest!) who are also licensed police officers. They enforce sanitation code and, I’m told, keep an eye on private garbage haulers, who have at times been linked to the mob.
posted by Ben on 4-15-2010 at 3:00 pm
Back when I lived in Washington D.C., one of my neighbors was the Chief of the Capitol Police (protection for Congress). He once mentioned there were 64 seperate police agencies with overlapping jurisdictions in D.C. Not the D.C. metro area, but within the fractured diamond of the District itself. It made coordination of incidents a bit of a nightmare.
posted by Curt on 4-15-2010 at 3:17 pm
The Smithsonian guards aren’t allowed to be armed anymore. Ever since one of them accidentally shot off his gun inside the elevator at the National Air and Space Museum. (Seriously-you can still see the bullet hole inside)
posted by L on 4-15-2010 at 4:59 pm
Within the last few weeks, the US Department of Education included 27 shotguns in their budget request. They have an Office of the Inspector General, which is apparently a law enforcement arm (of what laws I’m not sure).
Link to Washington Post story is in my name.
posted by Morgan on 4-15-2010 at 5:31 pm
Just think of all the potential TV shows!
posted by Jarrod on 4-15-2010 at 10:44 pm
I want to work for the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Fisheries Office of Law Enforcement just so I can kick in a door and yell, “FREEZE! FISH POLICE!”
posted by TBV on 4-16-2010 at 8:52 am
Don’t forget about the DoD Police at you nearest military installation and the Pentagon Police Department. Sadly the vast majority of Federal Police Officers (083 job series) do not receive law enforcement pay or LE retirement.
posted by chris on 4-18-2010 at 12:38 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_federal_law_enforcement_agencies
As far as I can tell this is a complete list of LE forces in the federal gov.
posted by chris on 4-18-2010 at 12:42 pm
Look into the Federal Protective Service. They protect al lfederal building nationwide.
posted by Marco on 4-19-2010 at 12:11 pm
>>….former Chief Justice Warren Burger convinced Congress to beef up….
Why am I suddenly feeling hungry?
posted by TRD on 4-24-2010 at 9:39 am
“Just think of all the potential TV shows!”
There were actually a couple of TV movies about United States Postal Inspection Service: *The Inspectors* and *The Inspectors 2: A Shred of Evidence*. Both starred Louis Gossett Jr. and Jonathan Silverman, and they were both pretty good. The first one was about a mail bomber, and the second was about identity theft.
posted by jic on 4-24-2010 at 1:23 pm