Claude Shannon is famous among geeks; he’s considered the “father of information theory.” He built one of the earliest chess-playing computer programs, and he worked on early wearable computers, and he made a killing applying his research to gambling. But Shannon was also a bit of a joker; he invented something called the “Ultimate Machine,” a machine whose sole purpose was to turn off a switch that had been turned on by its user. Sneaky little bastard. Wikipedia says:
One of [Shannon's] more humorous devices was a box kept on his desk called the “Ultimate Machine”, based on an idea by Marvin Minsky. Otherwise featureless, the box possessed a single switch on its side. When the switch was flipped, the lid of the box opened and a mechanical hand reached out, flipped off the switch, then retracted back inside the box.
A recreation of the Ultimate Machine (now dubbed The Most Useless Machine Ever) is shown below (with building instructions here):
But where things really get awesome is this LEGO version of the machine:
After the jump, see Shannon’s original Ultimate Machine (on display in a museum).
(Lego machine via Boing Boing.)
Now if only this computer would just turn itself o–
I suddenly feel the urge to laugh maniacally.
posted by VScott on 5-11-2010 at 1:51 pm
Would not the “Ultimate” machine have a pistol that came out and shot you so you didnt activate it a second time?…
posted by Tim on 5-11-2010 at 2:20 pm
@Tim I know a few people I would let play with it if it were available! :)
posted by Jen on 5-11-2010 at 3:51 pm
I read this as “Time Machine Turns Itself Off” and my mind was running wild with the paradoxes that would generate. Alas.
posted by WiL on 5-11-2010 at 9:40 pm
Why I oughta …!! That sneaky, snarky little hand!
posted by lain11tx on 5-12-2010 at 1:11 am
I love it!!!! I need one of those!
posted by Beth on 5-12-2010 at 7:35 pm
I think that if you were to install one of those in a kiosk in a Wal-Mart parking lot, you’d have 3/4 of the customer base amused for days.
posted by Chris on 5-16-2010 at 4:22 pm