
There are many ways to tell a joke, and the internet makes it all the easier to construct and disseminate humor in graphic form. The flowchart is one form that many online wits have embraced. Every six months to a year or so, I find I’ve collected quite a few to pass along to you.
Should you get a tattoo? That’s a very personal decision that you may be living with for the rest of your life. Here’s the simple answer: if you need to consult this flowchart to make your final decision, then you haven’t put enough thought into it yet. This is only a portion of the full chart.
You’ve probably figured out by now that Mythbusters is a hit show because they blow things up. How could it possibly miss with a formula like that?
You may remember Preston Boomer as the King of Boomeria. Here is the high school science teacher’s flowchart for career advancement, in which all roads lead to McDonalds. Enlarge the full version to see what happens along the way.
A somewhat more recent flowchart simplifies part of the same career path, although there is no evidence that Boomer’s flowchart influenced this one. If there were a connection between the two, we wouldn’t have to ponder the depressing implications of more than one person coming to the same conclusion independently. However, it isn’t always so. After I got my degree, I went to work at a KFC that didn’t even have a drive through!
It may appear that entertainment takes a back seat to safety in NASCAR racing, but that’s just show business. Cracked brought us this safety flowchart along with other “facts” about NASCAR racing.
Back in February, when Tiger Woods and his personal transgressions were all over the news, Brokey McPoverty reminded us whose business it was, in handy flowchart form.
I don’t know who originally drew this flowchart, but it’s so random that I had to include it.
Determine what kind of person you turn into when you’ve drunk too much alcohol with a flowchart from College Humor. If you are open to divulging such information, you can leave a comment to tell us your results.
On occasion, you might need to choose the perfect typeface to use on a particular project. Of course, there’s a flowchart for that! Here, you only see a small part of the chart, in which designer Julian Hansen managed to squeeze in a self-referential complimentary step. You can buy the full chart in poster form.
Game Informer plotted out your dismal odds of surviving a zombie apocalypse with an extensive flowchart based on available information, that is, movies. Click to enlarge it here to follow your path (start in the middle). This chart is now available as a downloadable poster.
See more funny flowcharts in these other mental_floss posts:
Run Your Life with Flowcharts!
Fun with Flowcharts
7 Geeky Flowcharts
7 Brilliant and/or Baffling Flowcharts
7 Flowcharts for Fun
Lovely!
posted by Helenann on 5-13-2010 at 10:08 am
Love the Mythbusters graph. Too true!
posted by Rachel on 5-13-2010 at 10:13 am
“Can you read” -No “Liar you are reading this” -Yes
Bwahahaaa!
posted by karen on 5-13-2010 at 10:37 am
Maybe it’s just because I’m incredibly burnt out by flowcharts thanks to StumbleUpon but I find all of these incredibly stupid and mind-numbing
posted by Nick on 5-13-2010 at 11:09 am
I am not a horse
posted by Bunk on 5-13-2010 at 11:42 am
Apparently, Tiger Woods doesn’t owe me an apology.
LOVE that chart.
posted by Shash on 5-13-2010 at 12:00 pm
There is a great Tech Support flow chart on xkcd.com. It’s definitely worth mentioning and VERY true!
posted by Kyle on 5-13-2010 at 12:12 pm
Do you ever have anything good to say about anything Nick?
posted by crocostimpy on 5-13-2010 at 1:32 pm
@crocostimpy Maybe Nick is mad because he feels Tiger owes him an apology!
posted by Jen on 5-13-2010 at 3:52 pm
very very funny! Loved them!
posted by ann on 5-13-2010 at 4:09 pm
These flow charts are so funny I loved the Liar Your Reading This flow chart so funny.
posted by Kari on 5-13-2010 at 4:51 pm
The horse-flowchart was ridiculously funny! :D
posted by Jason on 5-13-2010 at 7:09 pm
Techies especially enjoy the tech support chart mentioned in another comment, but most people get some kind of chuckle out of it.
Trying to see these as humorous, but I have to admit to getting a little tired of everyone acting like working in a fast food restaurant is a dead end job. Ask a manager or regional manager (or higher) of just about any restaurant chain how much they made just in bonuses last year. We bought a vacation home with bonus money.
posted by Hyacinth on 5-14-2010 at 9:39 am
We used to have that poster for all paths lead to McDonalds in two of the Army units I served in during the 90s. Thank you for putting it up
posted by Jack on 11-28-2010 at 11:40 pm
Apparently, I am a horse…
posted by Nerdy Graphzor on 7-15-2011 at 5:13 pm