Becky
Extreme Croquet
by Becky - May 24, 2007 - 7:28 PM

extreme croquetYes, another extreme version of a sport or hobby (extreme ironing being my favorite). The good people over at the Connecticut eXtreme Croquet Society have bonded together against the more milquetoast croquet aficionados; their mission statement declares them as ”dedicated to enjoying eXtreme croquet, nature, and the near-death experience!™” Any extreme course will likely be channelling Herbert Swope, whose “course was so large that players had to shout to one another. It had sand traps, bunkers, rough, and Long Island Sound waiting in the distance.”

In the United States, eXtreme croquet took a step forward in the late 1970′s with the development of “Guerilla Croquet”, invented by collegiate champion Hans Peterson and his partners at Croquet Magazine, Bob Alman and Michael Orgill. Another entry into the eXtreme category came from Nevada’s Black Rock Desert, where trucks with oversize tires smash six-foot balls through giant hoops.

One extreme croquet group lists courses lovingly authored by their members. It’s fun to see how we all have a different idea of the most frustrating way to wield a mallet…

For instance, some of these courses from the Ironman Croquet League wouldn’t necessarily fit my definition of “extreme” but, hey, I should probably try before I judge:

  • Boat Shot, (Created by Jon) Yes, Jon used his rusty old boat as his course’s starting point. You start on the far end of the upside-down boat and carefully aim to maneuver the ball into the right groove so it rolls through the wicket taped at the other end of the boat.
  • The Plum Shot, (Created by Jon) The Crawford’s have a plum tree (why is beyond me). The wicket was placed below one of the tree’s low-lying branches. You have to avoid fallen plums and those annoying leaves in your face.
  • Gasoline Alley, (Created by Jon) This shot is at the top of a small hill, against the fence. First you must make it up the incline. The shot is placed at an angle, so you have to hit it perfectly or the ball will roll back down the hill. An old gasoline can is there, too, causing problems if you get stuck behind it or if you hit it so hard it explodes! (The Ironman Croquet league does not support putting gas in the gas can before shooting this shot.)

If you want to raise the stakes & author your own extreme version, please do share…Mine would involve blazing wickets for extensive night-play.

 

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Comments (4)

  1. ‘kay. so we had a part of a croquet set at this summer opera company where i used to work. the parts we lacked? wickets. so what did we do? we stole all the knives out of the community kitchen, cleared a LARGE area on the lawn, and started tossing knives into the groud around us. wherever one landed we carefully placed another next to it, creating an approximately wicket-sized space. we let judgement rule for height (no shots over the tops of the knife handles). wicket order was determined after the 2nd to last knife was thrown. we had water hazards, swampy areas, gravel driveways, and skunks to deal with. it was pretty eXtreme…

    posted by mri on 5-24-2007 at 8:52 pm

  2. There is a novelist by the name of Jasper Fforfe who has a caracter named Thursday Next. (Not to ruin it for anyone whoe wishes to read his book), but in the fourth book, Something Rotton, Thursday must play Xtreme crouquet to save the world. Not only is a visous and oft times deadly sport, but the players must play around hazzards such as tea parties and rose bushes. It is hilarious and I will take this blog to plug Mr. Fforde and the guenius that he is.

    posted by Mandie on 5-24-2007 at 9:21 pm

  3. I am from a small town, so to entertain ourselves we came up with interesting things to do. Okay, maybe not so interesting, but things to do nonetheless. We called our version of extreme croquet, Wicket! We played in a hilly park with lots of trees, frisbee golfers, and other obstacles. The harder the better. This game also had the added rule of boys having to roll up their pant legs, “Wicket-style.”

    We were weird even for the other kids. :)

    posted by Amber on 5-25-2007 at 7:21 am

  4. We have played a game we called killer croquet. First, one sets up a normal croquet court, then there are a few rule modifications.

    1. Before play, one must drink a beer and throw the empty on the field.
    2. One must always play with a beer in hand. When one finishes the beer, one must throw the empty on the field.
    3. If one’s ball hits an empty on the field, one must chug the beer in hand, and throw the empty on the field.
    Eventually, due to intoxication and the accumulation of empties on the field, it gets nigh impossible to take a shot without hitting an empty.

    posted by Ryan on 5-25-2007 at 7:52 am

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