I saw this photo over on passiveaggressivenotes.com today and thought to myself: I wonder if you _flossers would find it as amusing as I do. In case you don’t know Kelly Miller’s “painfully polite and hilariously hostile notes from shared spaces the world over” (as found on her twitter page), it’s high time you bookmarked or followed her to get in on the hilarity. Not a week goes by that the site doesn’t fail to bring a smile to my face.
Today’s photo got me thinking: in the battle of the Font Wars, which would win? Certainly not Comic Sans, according to this note.
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HATE Comic Sands.
posted by Christina on 7-20-2010 at 11:10 am
Helvetica FTW.
posted by 8rustystaples on 7-20-2010 at 11:48 am
I think this is hilarious! As a graphic designer, I can’t help but sigh and think murderous thoughts when I see people use Comic Sans (and, to a lesser degree, Papyrus and BrushScript).
posted by Jina on 7-20-2010 at 11:49 am
Why you hatin’ on BrushScript, dawg? Is fancy, yo!
posted by Steve on 7-20-2010 at 11:51 am
“Not a week goes by that the site fails to bring a smile to my face.” Hope you mean that the site DOESN’T fail to bring a smile… ;-D
posted by Hyacinth on 7-20-2010 at 12:03 pm
Thanks for finding me another great website to check out daily!!!
posted by Katie Rose on 7-20-2010 at 12:03 pm
I must also add that you have provided me with yet another site to add to my favs to checks each day. Thanks!
posted by Hyacinth on 7-20-2010 at 12:04 pm
Helvetica Neue, in bold condensed, please.
Or Adobe Caslon Pro.
posted by MK on 7-20-2010 at 12:09 pm
DOWN WITH PAPYRUS!
Love font wars…it’s always hilarious.
posted by Meg on 7-20-2010 at 12:23 pm
I was more concerned about the multiple exclamation points. When it comes to annoying fonts, I gun for Papyrus.
posted by FekketCantenel on 7-20-2010 at 12:44 pm
Yes, these notes are hilarious, and yes it is inappropriate to use comic sans at work. Comic sans is stupid and juvenile.
posted by Eric on 7-20-2010 at 12:59 pm
Fellow Papyrus haters: THANK YOU!
I have been reading passiveagressivenotes.com for a long time, and it is always provides a great start for my day. If you have never visited before, you are sure to become quickly sucked into the archives!
posted by KittyMarie on 7-20-2010 at 1:03 pm
I’m torn between Tahoma and Verdana
posted by Dinosaur on 7-20-2010 at 1:21 pm
HEY! I like Comic Sans! Then again I liked Barney the Dinosaur too.
posted by Mark on 7-20-2010 at 1:31 pm
another vote for Papyrus Smackdown.
posted by Luchy72 on 7-20-2010 at 1:35 pm
I personally don’t use comic sans, but all you comic sans-o-phobes are a bunch of weenies!
posted by AHI on 7-20-2010 at 1:39 pm
death to papyrus! my housemate, who is a graphic designer, LOATHES papyrus in all of its papyrus-y non-goodness!
thanks for the fun new website to look at!
posted by M the Ailurophile on 7-20-2010 at 2:19 pm
Typeface terrorism! I now know which font to foist upon a frothing fontophobe.
I suspect that Hyacinth was commenting on a double negative, and your insertion of “doesn’t” created a triple negative. How about “That site brings a smile to my face every week”?
posted by Tom on 7-20-2010 at 3:28 pm
My favorite font is Poppl-Laudautio because it looks great and is fun to say.
posted by PartiallyDeflected on 7-20-2010 at 3:31 pm
I’m here representing the Comic Sans defamation league.
Comics Sans is a font just like any other and is entitled to the rights that all fonts carry. I have a dream of a future where once day Comic Sans can walk side-by-side with Helvetica! Where Papyrus will not be looked down upon! And where Brushscript can be accepted as one of our own!
Ladies and Gentlemen, please stand up for Equal Font rights!!!
posted by C.A. on 7-20-2010 at 4:26 pm
I vote for Times New Roman.
posted by Kate in Italy on 7-20-2010 at 4:26 pm
More amusing is that the design pedant who complained about the choice of font has no clue about the proper use of capitalization.
Now that you’ve mastered design arts, crack open an English grammar book.
posted by james on 7-20-2010 at 4:45 pm
AHHHHHHHH!! THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE 2ND SIGN DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE ALL CAPS!!!! HOW ANNOYING IS IT WHEN PEOPLE USE ALL CAPS ON SOMETHING?
SURE IT’S GOOD FOR EMPHASIS ONCE IN A WHILE, BUT COMMMMMMMON!!!!!
Guess he’s saving that one up his sleeve for the next font skirmish. lol.
posted by xanderjones on 7-20-2010 at 5:19 pm
Times New Roman, 12 point.
posted by nh344 on 7-20-2010 at 6:29 pm
I do hate Comic Sans, but I had no idea so many people hated Papyrus. I…kinda like it.
But for the most part I’m a Georgia or Garamond person, myself.
posted by Tarn on 7-20-2010 at 6:39 pm
Forget the all caps — after all, many standard signs are all caps — it’s the triple exclamation points that annoy me the most!!!
Oh, and another reason to like Comic Sans: The Sims.
posted by Mark on 7-20-2010 at 10:57 pm
It’s a font – who cares one way or the other?? I don’t get the hostility over this
posted by Nancy Pierpont on 7-20-2010 at 10:58 pm
A couple of years of years ago I was writing a paper and the company’s editor kept kicking it back with comments that she didn’t understand sections. I made some snide comment about her not understanding the topic and the response was “it was all greek to me” I opened the paper and she had converted the font from Times New Roman to Symbol. (try it sometime)
posted by DaveP on 7-20-2010 at 11:07 pm
Papyrus does kind of suck, but to me the worst by far is Curlz. Is there ever a need to use that font? Why does it exist?
posted by jpatte02 on 7-21-2010 at 12:00 am
Hehe, nice catch… I do think that some thought needs to be put into font selection in the professional realm.
posted by khaled hakim on 7-21-2010 at 6:21 am
I like Garamond for serif fonts and Gill Sans for sans serif.
I think that most fonts have their times and places (e.g. lemonade stands), but the thing that makes me most frustrated is the negligent mixing of fonts. I get so mad when I’m typing up a document for work and Word 2007 automatically formats a page number, header, footer, or caption in Times New Roman when the rest of the document is in our standard Calibri. At least go with a complimentary font!
posted by Elizabeth Van Orden on 7-21-2010 at 10:13 am
Personally, I prefer Century Gothic. I HATE Comic Sans, so at least I’m in agreement with the Comic Sans rebuttal :P.
posted by Ericka on 7-21-2010 at 12:12 pm
For those who missed the Comic Sans retort:
“We don’t all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can’t all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I’m standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest.”
http://redux.com/f/1381567/Comic-Sans-The-Response
posted by e on 7-21-2010 at 6:02 pm
Arial rounded bold.
Don’t know why.
posted by Name very hidden on 7-25-2010 at 3:21 am
“Not a week goes by that the site doesn’t fail to bring a smile to my face.” Come on, you can’t post something like this photo and then use a sentence like that!
posted by Beau on 7-25-2010 at 1:46 pm
I like Comic Sans! The only thing my husband grouses about is when different fonts are used in the same document/poster etc.
posted by Logan on 7-25-2010 at 10:38 pm
Wingdings or webdings, because no one understands it.
posted by Stephen on 7-26-2010 at 5:37 pm
I don’t really care when it comes to fonts. If I can read it, it’s good enough for me, so that includes papyrus and comic sans. Most of the time, I don’t even really notice. Arial and Times New Roman is everywhere and it’s nice to break away from the norm now and then. And font nazi drive me nuts.. unreasonably so! Which I think adds to my frustration. There’s enough in the world to act superior over… when someone tries to act smug over a font choice… and so many do.. as if one must be an uneducated invalid if they choose anything but their font of choice… I suppose it’s just a pet peeve, as I’m sure it is to them, but my response is usually “Oh, get over it or go away.”
posted by Dazee on 9-3-2010 at 6:00 pm
As a teacher of students with learning disabilities, I use Comic Sans all the time as it is closest to handwriting. I hate it, but I use it. The letters look so different from “printing” in other fonts. My kids get totally thrown by any other font.
posted by Darby Shire on 4-11-2011 at 1:28 pm
I’ve always liked Palatino, sometimes Tahoma.
posted by Erin on 4-11-2011 at 2:34 pm
Kalinga is useful because it makes work seem longer.
posted by Tam on 4-11-2011 at 9:00 pm
Can’t fathom why anyone could get worked up enough to hate a font. I mean, a font? Really? Your life must be pretty good if that’s the focus of your ire.
posted by bender on 4-11-2011 at 11:16 pm
I can die happy now, I thought I was the only one who loathed Times New Roman.
Comic Sans, Papyrus and Brush Script don’t bother me however.
posted by Rhazya on 4-12-2011 at 4:28 am
My preferred font is also Century Gothic Ericka
posted by Rina on 4-12-2011 at 1:12 pm