Jason English
Spare Change: The Results Show
by Jason English - June 18, 2007 - 4:30 AM

After much fanfare and well over 300 guesses, I brought my change jar in for counting on Saturday. The person who’s closest without going over wins a mental_floss t-shirt; second place wins free admission to our Law School in a Box.

This is all very exciting.

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As a spill would have been disastrous, I took no chances on the way to Commerce Bank.
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We arrived safely. “The change machine is out of order,” a fellow customer told me on my way in. “Just kidding!” I did not laugh, as the prospect of counting these coins myself flashed before my eyes.

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Moments before the official counting, I took my first and only picture inside the bank. The camera seemed to rattle the staff, which isn’t necessarily crazy. This bank was robbed earlier this year. A strange man documenting his transaction (me) probably raised a red flag.

After approximately four minutes of dumping change into the Penny Arcade, my lovely assistant/wife hit the “End” button.

We learned the winning bid was much higher than we expected: $263.79.

That means the winning bidder, with a Kreskin-like bid of $263.17, is Dave R! Second place goes to Janet, who bid $257.37.

The oh-so-close award goes to Maeve, with a bid of $264.34. Had Starbucks not recently raised their prices by a few pennies, victory would have been yours. That’s the kind of thing that would drive me crazy, so I’ll use some of my change windfall to buy Maeve a t-shirt. Just email me to let me know which one, your size, and where I should send it.

One more thing. Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.

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Comments (8)
  1. Wow, the Penny Arcade is more awesome than I imagined. BofA has nothing fun like that. I might need to switch over.

  2. Did they charge you a transaction fee? If they did, was it already removed from the total you were given?

  3. No transaction fee.

  4. Congrats to the winners! Great job. And Congrats to Jason who now has a nice chunk of change!!

  5. So close but yet so far! I was $7.96 too high. Dang it.

  6. Congrats, winners! This definitely serves as inspiration to save my pennies. I calculated that I spend about $900 a year on Diet Coke (which, as a grad student, is about 1/12 my salary. Yikes! So, the first thing I thought when I heard the total was, “that’s 263 3/4 Diet Cokes!” Hopefully the owner will find something better to purchase with his pocket change.

  7. Jason, did you venture a guess with Miss Penny Arcade before commencing the counting? Commerce Bank rewards you with a free pen or plastic red bank shaped like a C or at least a red lollipop if you’re close.

    There was way more in that jar than I thought – good for you! No shirt for me.

  8. Man, I wasn’t even close! Congrats to the winners.

    The only change machine we have in P.A. is a Coinstar in the local Safeway that keeps breaking down. Not nearly as cool as the Penny Arcade.

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