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I’m such a sucker for stories like this. Maybe it’s because my grandpop was a Chief of forestry in India, and kept an abandoned bear cub in his house for a few months when my mom was a child; or perhaps it’s because I read Gerald Durrell’s My Family and Other Animals a few too many times as a kid, but I love ridiculous stories of people keeping big game as pets. The Daily Telegraph has this lovely story of Jessica the hippopotamus, who lives with some rangers in South Africa. Apparently, she washed up very ill on some banks near their house (weighing a scant 35lbs at the time), and they’ve nursed her back to health. In fact, she looks very healthy in the pics below. In addition to drinking coffee every day, and loving to snuggle up with their dog, the hippo enjoys frolicking in mud and then joining the couple in bed (to date, she’s apparently broken three bed frames!). In any case, you can read all about the her exploits here. Link via the always terrific TheCellar.

Note: the hippopotamus should in no way be confused with the terrific hip-hoppopotamus, located here.
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Note 2: Oops! While doing a bit of editing, I accidentally posted this under Jason’s name… I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have a grandfather in India. That said, be sure to check out his great sports disease post below.
They didn’t have to just let the creature die, but they also didn’t have to so completely alienate it from its natural environment. And coffee can’t be good for it.
Now, it will end up either unhappy or dead. It’s like those people who feed their dogs all kinds of crappy human food because they ‘love’ them.
posted by Bassman on 6-22-2007 at 9:33 am
Christ, just what the world needs. Caffeinated hippos. . .
posted by Michael on 6-22-2007 at 9:47 am
Now they just need to get three more… then they could play a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos!
posted by Jason! on 6-22-2007 at 10:54 am
Off topic
I absolutely love the new format
posted by priscilla on 6-22-2007 at 3:17 pm
Terrific! Thanks so much for the comment, Priscilla… our brilliant Art Director Winslow Taft should get full credit. hopefully, you’ll like the other changes we slowly implement over the summer too!
posted by Mangesh on 6-22-2007 at 3:23 pm